Howard Stern Gets Slammed By Comic!

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It's not all ugly, mind you.

But in the breezily readable new memoir from comic Pat Cooper called How Dare You Say How Dare Me?, the Italian firebrand Cooper -- who was a mouthy regular on the Stern show -- has this to say:

"I really like Howard. I always have.

"But Howard went to the Hamptons.

"Howard remarried and went A-list.

"Howard's real audience is riding around in cars and trucks and cabs listening to AM/FM for what Howard pays his interns.

"They're not subscribing to a satellite company to get 120 channels.

"Howard left his real audience in traffic."

And I guess they're stuck there!

Concludes the non-punch-holding Cooper, Howard actually left his audience very gradually.

Says he:

"The crowns worn by the King of all Media came off one jewel at a time."

Ouch. That's gotta hurt!


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eljujulo
eljujulo

Anderson Cooper is a lot funnier than Pat Cooper.....bababooey loves vinyl! Stern rules!

bsomers
bsomers

Pat is right. Allison, Howard's first wife, dumped him and in return he marries Beth, a blond bimbo C-list model who hangs all over him like lint and get book deals and TV spots.  Howard's show is now on autopilot while everyone kisses his butt.  The show has dull guests and he seems to have little drive anymore.  Robin should come out of the closet already and shock him.  If Howard retired then Beth the Bimbo would divorce him.

BTLS_Radio
BTLS_Radio

Howard is not A-list. Some A-listers like him but he doesn't qualify as an A-lister.  Especially now that his show is horrible.

Ron M
Ron M

DJENKINS IS HOWARDS LOVE CHILD WITH JOAN RIVERS

KING OF ALL MEDIA
KING OF ALL MEDIA

Guess what happens when people become successful in show business?  Something Pat Cooper will never know.  90 years old and doing comedy shows for dog food--Mr. Cooper hasn't owned a dog in decades.  Cooper was on the Stern Show a couple of years ago, and it was a flat appearance.  The only reason this geriatric hack is lashing out is because he can't get booked again on the Stern Show.  Stern's audience is whoever listens to him.  Whether they be tens of millions on terrestrial radio, or a couple of million on satellite.  Sour grapes, Mr. "Cooper."

Luv
Luv

Well, he isn't really lashing out. Most of the book's writeup of Howard is positive. And as the above blog says, he says "I like him. I always have."

golddiggers.com
golddiggers.com

Howard is much more interested in photo finishes and triple crown stakes since he married a thoroughbred

DDR
DDR

I see what you did there...

Dingle
Dingle

Hey,Pat:

Sour grapes make for very flat champagne!!

Av8tor123
Av8tor123

 Wow Pat tells it like it is. I cancel my scrip. last month free radio isn't that bad. I'm not paying for 3day work week for anyone. Wished He just would have retired  Aleast he would have left on a high note with me 

jonster
jonster

"The crowns worn by the King of all Media came off one jewel at a time."

Good line.

guest
guest

Terrible line. 

Jason_5645
Jason_5645

Was a huge Stern fan, but can't even listen anymore. Yeah he's only 3 days a week, takes alot of vacation, but show is just BORING! He has avoided so many questions on air about Artie it's disrespectful. To all the sheep that still listen, cancel your subscription. Alot of us have...join that revalution.

ClaudiaDee
ClaudiaDee

OMG....I LOVE MY HOWARD....BUT I COULDN'T AFFORD SATELITE EITHER!!! DAMN!! PAT COOPER TELLS IT LIKE IT IS!!!!!

N00ne23
N00ne23

Pat's been talking crap about Stern forever. He's a bitter old washed up comic who never made it. The only reason I know his name is because of Howard Stern. And more people might continue to know his name if he wasn't so self-destructive. Oh..and interns don't get paid.

Crazy Larry
Crazy Larry

Interns get college credit otherwise they would have to be paid. All of Sirius' interns, not just Stern's slaves get college credit and no cash.

rolph
rolph

Pat knows interns don't get paid. That was exactly his point.

Nomadseawolf
Nomadseawolf

Stern fans are like republicans Ignoring the facts

JG
JG

Stern has a history of ignoring his "bros" drug problems.  Kinison, Artie and KC Armstrong are just a few.  Instead of help Howard offered them air time to expose themselves.

Phila_Liz
Phila_Liz

What his kids do is like the deepest, darkest secret although I remember hearing the drug rumor years ago and it would make sense. Howard has always surrounded himself with very bright, very talented addicts. I'm sure like a lot of people, addiction is a recurring theme in his life.

Val
Val

Maybe that's why he was extra touchy about his daughter being brought up. But Cooper was saying Kinison's coke problem was bad whereas  Stern allegedly brushed it off.

Homeless
Homeless

Im not a Pat Cooper fan but what he's saying carries alot of truth.3 day work weeks and commercial after commercial mixed with ridiculous amounts of holidays have turned Howards so called revolution into a joke.How many of his blue collar fans have left since his transformation into A list Hamptons Howie?? Im guessing alot!

Phila_Liz
Phila_Liz

Isn't one of Stern's daughters a drug addict? Stern's first wife appeared on the cover of Town and Country for being a big donor to the zoo & shortly after that they announced the divorce.

Bob
Bob

None of his daughters are drug addicts.  No idea where you're getting that from.

Jim
Jim

However his oldest daughter DID overdose and had to be rushed to the hospital right before his move to Sirius.

Fandango
Fandango

Once Howard moved to Sirius, he lost his edge because everything's allowed. The whole fun of Howard was in the headline he made braking FCC rules.

Musto
Musto

The backstory: Cooper and Stern once discussed crazed comic Sam Kinison. Stern sort of defended him. Cooper then said, "I hope your daughter marries him." For Stern, that crossed the line and he cooled to Cooper.

This even though Cooper was once ambushed on the Stern show with calls from his angry daughter and son. Cooper admits he liked that, though, because America got to get a load of their screwed up agendas.

corrective_unconscious
corrective_unconscious

I love the idea of someone crossing a line with Howard Stern. Has any of you ever seen one of his TV shows? I guess he can dish it out, but....

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