I Know Which Two Gays Should Marry!

Categories: Gay Marriage

gay-marriage-ban.jpg

Each other, I mean.

Now that the smoke has cleared and the right to same-sex marriage has historically been approved in New York State, I honestly feel two famous older gays should bury the hatchet in a giant wedding cake and scoop up lots of creamy filling.

And they should do that after they say, "I do," to their formerly antagonistic faces.

I'm quite convinced that Larry Kramer should finally marry ...

Ed Koch.

Come on, they'd fill so many clichés:

"Opposites attract."

"Politics makes for strange bedfellows."

And, "It's so wrong it's right."

Just don't invite me!


My Voice Nation Help
10 comments
Sort: Newest | Oldest
Movielover
Movielover

Is Viagra an appropriate wedding gift?  How about that KY that tingles?

diceman
diceman

They live in the same building and Hate eachother!!!! but I guess thats love in disguise

Winniemc
Winniemc

Do they even make tuxedo overalls?

Josef Vonsnapp
Josef Vonsnapp

No sooner is one free from the Highway Patrol than the fucking yentas step in.

Arms
Arms

It was nice of them to pose for that picture of their hands.

Timmee
Timmee

Bloomberg should officiate.

Savannah Montgomery
Savannah Montgomery

And Giuliani is ducking the phone calls of the guys who took him in during HIS marital woes...after promising to marry them when it became legal.

Guess he didn't see that happening during his lifetime?

EK
EK

I might of called my Senator to tell them I was pro gay mariage but that picture of the two old creepy hands and thought  of Ed Koch in a wedding dress is too much for me to handle. Marriage is stupid anyway . But I did want my friends to be equally treated so they  can find out just how stupid it really is:) just kidding

Echidna
Echidna

It would be incredible if Ed finally busted out of the closet. Maybe Larry would rewrite the ending of Normal Heart and make Ed look a little better.

rolph
rolph

I would even attend!!

©2013 Village Voice, LLC, All rights reserved.
Browse Voice Nation
  • Voice Places New York

    Voice Places

    Find everything you're looking for in your city

  • Happy Hour App

    Happy Hour App

    Find the best happy hour deals in your city

  • Daily Deals

    Daily Deals

    Get today's exclusive deals at savings of anywhere from 50-90%

  • Best Of

    Best Of...

    Check out the hottest list of places and things to do around your city