Is Mayor Bloomberg Gay?

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And what if he was?

"That's the kinds of questions we at Next magazine found ourselves asking in our Gay Pride Issue 2011.

"What keeps the gay dream alive in New York when things like AIDS, 9/11, marriage inequality and, yes, mayors who campaign against our nightlife, our dancing, our sex lives and our freedoms, constantly seem to knock us down.

"TroyBoyDesign, one of many artists asked to visualize their dreams for gay New York in the issue, created this fun, sexy (and slightly disturbing) digital composite that imagines an alternate reality. How would life here be different for gay men if our mayor was gay?"

Woof.

I haven't been this attracted to a mayor since John Lindsay.



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16 comments
Jewdjwed
Jewdjwed

fuck that man and his regents......dicksucker

Mining3
Mining3

Just a straight guy form Canada - But Is the writer truly stupid? Who cares? Any how No Fundamental Right or Freedom, which last I heard sexual orientation was in that sphere and thus marriage in this regard so it's not up to a silly vote of one of your silly states. The government has no place in the bed room of it's citizens just like sodomy laws of old - who cares if they are consenting adults? So what of Freedom of Conscience and Belief ? It was not at the beginning of your Great Constitution for nothing, just like our Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms. So please find some brain pills and take some. Just like abortion it's Freedom of Conscience.

MortyFromQueens
MortyFromQueens

I once asked my old cousin, Norma if she knew that Paul Newman was (not, not gay--but) Jewish, and she said, "Isn't everyone?" Like what else is new? Who cares?

RJJNYC
RJJNYC

Not as good as the Sound Factory Bar Clinton/Gore as Chelsea queens flyer. 

Koch
Koch

A NYC mayor gay?? Never!

j
j

The gay mag cover artist gets credit for airbrushing Bloomie's emergent "double chin" ...a physical sign of aging that strikes uncontrollable fear in every gay man who spots it in pictures of himself.

Blogslut
Blogslut

Oh my goodness. I thought John Lindsay was storybook handsome when I was a young thing.

franco
franco

Mock covers, mock weddings, the question is... IS BARBARA WALTERS A BEARD?

We didn't see "The View" yesterday, but we hear New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg showed up for a sweeps-week stunt the gals staged: a mock "fantasy wedding" with Barbara Walters, who used to date the mayor way back when he was not in politics and not so disliked by most New Yorkers. Well, Bloomie, as one of our friends in show biz used to say: "If you're on thin ice, you may as well dance." 

- SALON, The Fix, FRIDAY, MAY 9, 2003 15:32 ET

Yoyo
Yoyo

Hasn't there been a rumor going on for awhile that Bloomberg really is gay?

MartinNYID
MartinNYID

i dunno if gay, but he's still a c*cksucker

Zippers
Zippers

Of course he's gay. And so is his girlfriend Diana.

Luv
Luv

Hilarious!!!!

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