Michele Bachmann's Husband Is Even Worse Than She Is

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Republican hopeful Michele Bachmann isn't exactly a beacon of illumination on the gay-rights issue.

In fact, if Obama hasn't "evolved" yet on gay marriage, she hasn't even gone beyond the Paleolithic stage.

But her husband makes her look like a Nobel Prize winner by comparison.

Dr. Marcus Bachmann feels gays are barbarians who need to be disciplined back into submission!

Some gays at the Eagle would probably like that -- ba-dum-pum -- but basically, this is Flintstones-era thinking that I hope will land the Bachmanns into the disgraceful obscurity they deserve.


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corrective_unconscious
corrective_unconscious

You are all mistaken about Michele Bachmann in the R. primaries, if not about her husband, our assumed future ex Larry Craig. The longer Michele Bachmann stays in the race and does well the better for damaging the other R. primary candidates who could even possibly be considered seriously by general election voters. However crazy and unpleasant Romney and Huntsman and Polenta are, at least they know the earth is older than 6000 years.

Go Michelle! And _love_ that vacant, killer stare thing!

Movielover
Movielover

Which witch is a knock-off of the other - This twat or the other cunt, Sarah?

La Grand Puta
La Grand Puta

Jonster's word is good enough for me. Bachmann's hubby is a frustrated masochistic queen who can't express himself any other way. And can't give it to her. She's frustrated in the sack and is taking it out on America......and all the frustrated Tea Baggers think her frustration is their frustration, which maybe it is. Hmmm,

Larry
Larry

J in Duluth: I'm a big fan of Judge Judy and it's amazing how many litigants there are on that show from Minnesota who fit your, uh, demographic description to a "t." 

Scruff712
Scruff712

At least we got rid of glenn beck. One idiot at a time, please.

J in Duluth, MN
J in Duluth, MN

I live in Duluth, MN's 2nd largest metro, 160 miles north of Mpls/St Paul, the area where Bachmann represents.  Her district is small in land size, but full of trailer parks, prefab housing, pick up trucks, and crazy people.  They hate gays because of envy - it drives them crazy that many of us have degrees, JOBS, we don't break the law, we care about others, and, yes, some of us have money.  Meanwhile, her 'values voters' consist of Minnesota's largest group of 'white chicks 4 black dicks' - the kinds of white women who sleep with any black man with an erection; there are tons of biracial kids there with no dad, and that dad often beat up the mom while running her credit card and car into the ground.  Child support?  Nope.  Try welfare or SSI (lots of these people in the metro area have 7 kids by 7 guys; diagnose all 7 kids with ADHD or OCD and get disability checks for each kid so mom never has to work).  But hey! These people all attend the Assemblies of God church; the black guys hate gay people, and they're all just a bunch of 3-strike felons from Illinois now living in Minnesota after 'finding God' so that's good enough for the Bachmanns.  They're all 'real men who love Jeeezus'.  Give me a fucking break.  Yea, Michele, gays are going to hell.  How about you and your husband go there instead and send us a postcard.  Someone needs to put this bitch in her place.

Bert
Bert

All you people commenting with such negative fiereness against the Bachmanns are truly showing your "true colors" in your stupidity, insensitivity, and your OWN brand of "INTOLERANCE"!  Get a grip, and get a LIFE...which you can truly only do through the Blood and Mercy of Jesus Christ (and NO, I'm NOT using His Holy Name in vain like so many of the world's grip do!)!!!!  ALL of the comments I've read from this excruciatingly liberal slant are NOTHING but "ignorance" and a total lack of understanding and righteousness MANIFESTED outwardly!!!  You should all be ashamed of yourselves, and genuinely REPENT for these comments AND the spirit in which you utter them (incl. your attitudes and motives).

For if you do NOT repent at this time, you may be facing a danger you have never known before...complete isolation from God and a chance for an eternity in Heaven!

-RJN

Dangerwillrobinson
Dangerwillrobinson

You started off well and digressed into nonsensical racist diatribe.

Girl, take yo meds!

Pietro
Pietro

Hmmm "They need to be disciplined and just because someone feels it or thinks it doesn't  mean that WE are supposed to go down that road..." Sounds like he's gone down that road and more himself. The same old fucking faggot in the Christian closet syndrome. What a loser. No wonder they had a hundred thousand foster kids. Kept them from having to have sex.

Hugo Z. Hackenbush
Hugo Z. Hackenbush

These little snipes will really help you make ends meet when it takes a wheelberrow of money for one watered down drink at the Blue Oyster.

Lost Weekend
Lost Weekend

Well, she just stole the Mormon vote from Huntsman and Romney!

egghumor
egghumor

and HE opened a mental health clinic! WTF! Anti-gay conditioning therapy perhaps?

Kate
Kate

"Disciplined"?  OMG!  Is he a "closet case"?

Gregorama
Gregorama

When did the world turn to this point where two ignorant, bigoted, ill-informed and utterly unqualified women are considered to be two of the front-running candidates for the highest office in the world?  Could it really happen that one of them actually wins?  Sweet Jesus, stop the planet...I'm getting off at the next exit.

On a happier note--and something I don't think got nearly enough shocked reaction--go to YouTube and type in "tea party response" and watch/re-watch Bachmann's babbling discourse, where she stares off into space for the entire six minutes, looking into some imaginary camera that isn't there.  Now THAT will put a spring in your step!

Yoyo
Yoyo

She looks like the bride of chucky.

jonster
jonster

Have you taken a listen to Marcus Bachmann.  Go ahead and tell me he isn't the biggest closet queen this side of Ed Koch.  I could barely make out his words through the lisp and when he talks about gays needing discipline, well, strap one on Michele and give the guy what he really wants.

Pittising
Pittising

Barbarians??? Look who's talking, oh Bachmanns.

Wings
Wings

She is terrifying in that photo!!

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