Say Something Banal

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Please!!!

Descend to the occasion and say something really clichéd and obvious, just so we can get it out of our systems and cleanse our palates for some more stimulating exchanges.

Come on, bore yourself to tears with something even a slug would have rolled its eyes at five years ago.

I'll start:

Starbucks are everywhere!

Taylor Swift is pretty.

Meryl Streep really has range.

Donald Trump's hair is funky.

Reality TV is kinda fake.

The sky looks bluish.

Auto-Tune makes many people sound better.

The pope is Catholic.

Elton John is gay.

It's hot out.

A bear shits in the woods.


And now, your turn.

Hello!! Wake up and spout the banality!!!!


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Chbowman
Chbowman

But, she has a winning personalilty!

Holland Reader
Holland Reader

And naturally, I'm quoted in the story.

(sorry Mr M; I really am a fan.)

tony adams
tony adams

I never watch American Idol.[related:]No, Jennifer, those jeans don't make your ass look huge.

Scruff712
Scruff712

Say something banal? That's what Facebook's for.

Sneezy
Sneezy

Just about any RANT about a group you do not belong to.

Ken Sullivan
Ken Sullivan

The fan makes it cooler in here

VICTORHERBERT
VICTORHERBERT

  HELLO,      HOW ARE YOU?

       HOW'S THE FOLKS?         WHAT'SNEW?

    I'M GREAT,          THAT'S GOOD.

       HA   HA.           KNOCK WOOD!!

    WELL, WELL            WHAT SAY?

       HOW YA BEEN?           NICE DAY.

    HOW'S TRICKS?             WHAT'S NEW?

       THAT'S FINE.        HOW ARE YOU?Nice weather we are having butit gives me such a pain;I've taken my umbrella so ofcourse it doesn't rain.

    HIGH HO!!              THAT'S LIFE.       WHAT'S NEW?         HOW'S THE WIFE?    GOTTA RUN.                 OH MY!!       TA TA       AU REVOIR                      GOODBYE.

Alan A
Alan A

This topic is like awesome, ya know what I'm saying.

Pat Bradley
Pat Bradley

I have to leave, I just shit my pants.

Kwicko
Kwicko

Hot enough for ya?

Damien W
Damien W

Justin Bieber is a lesbian.

tom
tom

It's not the heat, it's the humidity.

tom
tom

Sarah Palin is dumb.

Young Scuba
Young Scuba

Kanye West is a rapper/producer/pop artist/controversey starter

franco
franco

Nail salons are everywhere!Starbucks is EVIL!Banality of Evil

RickShur
RickShur

Nobody cares what politicians do in their private lives.

Movielover
Movielover

I'd love to kiss yuh but I just washed my hair.

Rabbit
Rabbit

Mondays at Work:

Hi! How was your weekend?-Good. How was yours?Good. Talk to you later!

esquared
esquared

u.s.a. is the greatest country ever

Frank Carroll
Frank Carroll

At eh end of the day, kick it up a notch and take it to the next level.

timmmyk
timmmyk

Gilbert Gottfried had a bit where he just added, "So is my dick," to anything anybody said. Works perfectly - as in, "It's hot out." "So is my dick." "Sarah Palin is brilliant." "So is my dick." "The Bloomberg administration is taxing small businesses to death." "So is my dick."

MSpeer
MSpeer

Love this.

Trivia: One of the big bands did a version of Sheik of Araby where the lead singer sang the chorus and after every phrase the band chimed in "In a bathing suit." Worked there as well.

jonster
jonster

Taylor Swift is sluttyMeryl Streep really has mange.Donald Trump's hair is funny.Reality TV is mind cake.The sky looks Jewish.

danielle
danielle

I have to shit.

danielle
danielle

It would be obvious if you were here.

danielle
danielle

It is STILL hot outside.

Moses
Moses

Natali's parents are assholes.

Natali
Natali

You have *no* idea.

Billy
Billy

Some types of rocks are rough, and others are smooth....yeup.

Natali
Natali

My parents are assholes.

Delph
Delph

I was gonna say "it's hot outside" but you beat me to it.

How about "Things are slow in the summer."

Agrecco
Agrecco

How about those [fill in name of local sports team]?

Anne Thrax
Anne Thrax

Lemonade is better if it is really cold.

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