Sean Penn And ScarJo Are Kaput! My Thoughts

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People reported that Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson are no longer an unlikely couple.

In fact, they're no longer a couple at all.

And I can't say I'm wildly surprised.

Most showbiz relationships don't last, but this one -- a starlet looking for a daddy -- had an even lower chance for survival than most because it seemed more like a kinky sexual liaison than an actual pairing.

ScarJo must have been in way over her head.

And Sean probably overestimated the allure of a double-Oscar-winning political type with a too-strong sense of self.

My feeling is they should have never gone public as a couple (which they did at Reese's weeding, among other high-profile events).

I mean, I've had sex with people, but that doesn't mean you bring them to a friend's wedding!


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Melinda9
Melinda9

A wedding is often an event you invite some random person to - especially if they're good looking and make others jealous. Or if you have a friend who would enjoy an open bar.

jonster
jonster

They're Back Together!!!  Wheeee!

Movielover
Movielover

He seems a little old for her.  She's pretty and talented, so she should do ok.  Some of those Hollywood hunks must be straight.

Pidge
Pidge

Agree! This one had all the chance of lasting as a Drew Barrymore relationship.

rolph
rolph

So a Scarlett is a starlett?

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