The Best Place To Hook Up In NYC

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I haven't actually scored there, mind you.

But whenever I go to such a place, I can smell the desperation and can sense the sexual urgency pulsing through the room along with the two-for-one margaritas and over-touched bar nuts.

I'm talking about a ...

Hotel bar.

Any hotel bar.

First of all, most of the people there are far away from home.

They're on expense accounts.

They're feeling randy and mischievous.

And they're really horny!

All those upper-crustie hotels on Fifth Avenue attract desirable men on a spree, but even the Marriott Marquis gets acceptable menfolk who are needy and available, increasingly so as the night goes on and their champagne gets bluer along with their nibbly bits.

The loneliness is such that you can easily go up to any stranger on a bar stool and strike up a conversation that will lead to a marriage -- or at least a three-hour romp in the presidential suite -- that you'll never forget.

And they do happen to have a room right upstairs, so it's terribly convenient, after all.

I really believe this, people.

Go to a hotel bar -- any hotel bar -- now and please name the kids after me.


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14 comments
Head Hunter
Head Hunter

The airport bar is a good place also.

DavidE
DavidE

James Spader used to be SO hot!

Berger
Berger

Waas that the same as Lady Astor's?

Ron Bruguere
Ron Bruguere

As I describe in my memoir, COLLISION when reality and illusion collide, I used to do this frequently at the Astor Bar, in Times Squares' long-gone Hotel Astor.

Movielover
Movielover

Your so right, Mikey!  Only more-so is the Pines in F.I.!  Love that pic of what's his name, so lovely and lush in his youth.

Back in the Gays
Back in the Gays

Child this is nothing new... Definitely could be fun or could go the wacky way. Believe you me..

Stephen DelNegro
Stephen DelNegro

Good to know....I'm heading to the Marriott Marquis bar right now!

Savannah Montgomery
Savannah Montgomery

Yes...but they turn out to be the DSK types...big fish (back home, that is) from the flyover states who think they are being subtle.

latenitebump
latenitebump

i can smell the desperation and can sense the sexual urgency...i bet you can!and bar nuts is probably right.

Roisters
Roisters

it sounds wickedly fun but I have a problem sleeping with married men. And when they say they're not married, they're lying.

Musto
Musto

PS: There are available women there too! This works out for everyone.

Head Hunter
Head Hunter

I don't stay over and sleep with them anyway, so I don't care if they are married or not.

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