Tracy Morgan Slammed In Broadway Bares

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Tonight's Broadway Bares -- the stripping and dancing revue at Roseland benefiting Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS -- had a "Masterpiece" theme, with Baby It's You!'s Beth Leavel taunting the crowd by leering, "Are you ready to get a piece?"

And there were plenty for the taking.

In one segment, Roger Rees (The Addams Family) showed slides of valuable works he was allegedly auctioning off, like Starry Night Over the Meat Rack by Van Gogh, "who had a time share in Fire lsland."

There was also a painting showing a penis, a van, and a lesbian.

Rees said it was entitled "Dick Van Dyke."

But the biggest response came when he unveiled a portrait of disgraced comic Tracy Morgan.

Rees claimed this was "the lost Warhol piece entitled Your 15 Minutes Are Up. It's also called We Can Take a Joke, but We Just Don't Think You're Funny."

No, but Rees was -- and that's the naked truth.


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Southern Dave
Southern Dave

Morgan threatening to stab his son if he found out he was gay.

Yeah, that's a real laff riot.

Right out of "Captain Charlie Manson's Whiz Bang."

latenitebump
latenitebump

like that word: disgraced.wow! even graced eminem and axel rose got the green light.how many gay, lesbian and transgendered people of colour were in attendence, employed or performed at this event?

Ziziz
Ziziz

Your same old tired rant. Did you buy a ticket? No. Or there would have been one more person of color there. It was open to anyone who bought tickets.

Stoneyjack
Stoneyjack

Tracy Morgan "disgraced"? Cheee, he was sooo funny when he made cheap sexist remarks about Sarah Palin. What happened?

Ziggy
Ziggy

Oh, you know, you can slam a conservative woman, mock her family and career, but once you touch the gays, especially if you're a black....

Conservatives will have the last laugh come 2013. We'll get a real conservative president, a really conservative Congress, personal and corporate taxes slashed to almost nothing, entitlements shrunk to no larger than a peanut, and bills promoting life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness!

Charlie
Charlie

That's terrific!  Ms Morgan's publicist and the powers at NBC are fueling his "apology tour", but I don't think it will help him at all.  That fat boring little man's career is ovah! 

Lost Weekend
Lost Weekend

His career is over.  Like Mel Gibson, no matter how many apologies he makes, Traci (oops, Tracy) Morgan will be remembered for his slurs and nor his roles.

Roids
Roids

Maybe the tittie was for the lesbians.

Luv
Luv

I was there and there was an awful lot of tittie consider Roger Rees made a joke about how there were only 6 heteros in the room.

Bwaybill
Bwaybill

"We can take a joke but don't think you're funny" sums it up brilliantly!!

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