Was Weiner's Weiner Really His Weiner?

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Congressman Anthony Wiener -- who's married to Hillary's old handler, Huma Abedin -- still contends that the Tweeted shot of his bulging crotch is not his.

Probably. Maybe. Not sure.

Though he admits that "there are photographs of me in the world, yes."

But whether it's him or not, he didn't send it. He was hacked, remember?

And he didn't call in the cops to find out who hacked him because he didn't want to make a federal case of it, and besides, he hired a private law firm to look into the whole thing.

My guess as to their findings: "He was hacked!"

At least the whole engorged circus has provided lots of hilarious sound bites, most notably this one that Weiner served to the press corps:

"I'm sorry I was a little stiff yesterday."

A little????


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14 comments
BrentInLittleRock
BrentInLittleRock

"...a little stiff..."!  I LOVE IT!  Thanks for the laughter, MM!

DeMedeiros Carlos Luis
DeMedeiros Carlos Luis

Finelly Priapus is taking more than 15 inches,I mean minutes of fame

Hoover
Hoover

One of his comments indicated that he wasn't sure if the photo was of him or not? I find it hard to believe. At least he should know whether he owns that particular kind of underwear or not.

Victorherbert
Victorherbert

The problem with this kind of stuff is hypocrisy, not the actual act (unless we truly are following the declining empire paradigm),  If he'd been preaching morals and family values, I'd have a problem - if not, PLEASE let adults do what they do - it has nothing to do with their job performance.

Movielover
Movielover

It's only because he's married that this is even a little racey.  BIG deal.  If he sent a pic of his wiener IN UNDERWEAR.  For a real story he should send a pic of his bare naked engorged veiny dick.  Then we'd have something to look at.

Dick L.T.
Dick L.T.

Boing!  Good one, Rep. Weener.  I expect more from a fellow BTHS alumnus.  Much more.

Wanna see mine?  More than a tweet, baby.

Tim in SF
Tim in SF

There was no need to hack his account to pull this prank. The pranker exploited a link shortner on yFrog that allowed a photo to be posted along with a twitter account handle (anyone's handle) and the message sent would appear to be coming from said twitter account. This exploit was open until last night, yFrog has since closed it. 

Read all about it:  http://www.slate.com/id/229597...

Gregorama
Gregorama

Seems to me the whole hoo-ha with this story is that he has NOT publicly denied that the photo is of him.  In his "on the record" interview yesterday, he danced all around the question, never actually denying the authenticity.  THAT's the problem:  He's proving himself to be just another fabulating jackass, parading as some paragon of virtue.  There's a whole lot more to this story yet to come...as he kisses his NYC mayoral chances goodbye.   It'll be difficult to top Jon Stewart's line the other day regarding the story:  "The only thing that Weiner has in common with the photo is that they both lean hard to the left". 

Dick L.T.
Dick L.T.

He probably wishes he was that well endowed.

Gregorama
Gregorama

Seems to me the whole hoo-ha with this story is that he has NOT publicly denied that the photo is of him.  In his "on the record" interview yesterday, he danced all around the question, never actually denying the authenticity.  THAT's the problem:  He's proving himself to be just another fabulating jackass, parading as some paragon of virtue.  There's a whole lot more to this story yet to come...as he kisses his NYC mayoral chances goodbye.   It'll be difficult to top Jon Stewart's line the other day regarding the story:  "The only thing that Weiner has in common with the photo is that they both lean hard to the left". 

Ludovic
Ludovic

So he sent a picture of his crotch to a woman in Seattle? Is this the end of the world?

Semper
Semper

HAHAHAHA. Just spit out my coffee.

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