Weiner's Wiener Has A Message For The World

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And that is ...

"Please keep me under wraps from now on, if you don't mind.

"I don't even think Anthony did anything that offensive with me -- especially since wifey said she isn't bothered by it -- but it was definitely dumb and indiscreet.

"Junk like mine needs to be covered up and camera-shy at all times, or there'll be trouble in the headlines.

"So if anyone out there wants to be mayor, don't send out pictures of your swollen crotch.

"If you want to be the president of France, don't rape the maid.

"If you want a future in politics and/or showbiz, don't fuck the housekeeper and make a baby.

"And if you want to get to the White House as more than just a tourist, don't make a baby with someone other than your cancer-stricken wife.

"Got that?

"Everyone just keep it limp and in your pants until you've gotten in and out of office, OK?

"Oh, and Casey Anthony, stop lying!"



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HollandReader
HollandReader

'This is my message to the world, that never wrote to me'.  He shouldn't have written, either.

La Grand Puta
La Grand Puta

In the future these times will be known at Idiocracy- the Prequel. People are getting more and more stupid. His ego is obviously bigger than the bulge in his boxers.

Melinda9
Melinda9

Has the world gone mad? He must've been living in a bubble if he thought a tweeted picture of his boner would be a private affair.

Movielover
Movielover

Mikey, you are sensible.  BFD that he flirted and sent pix.  He didn't run over anyone, assault anyone, steal $, etc.  More high schoolish emailing, showing his cock (allegedly - haven't seen THAT pic, though I'd like to!).  

Stampede
Stampede

Disagreed I find Weiner very hot, no matter who he is.

Phila_Liz
Phila_Liz

How about this....MEN, get your friggin egos in check. Women are only looking at middle-aged men for the $$$ or social standing. If you were an ordinary Joe no woman (including your wife) would be looking twice at you.

OhioOrrin
OhioOrrin

phila - ud be surprised. young women are aggressive & some are attracted to older guys (maybe daddy issues). so a decent-looking, in-shape older guy who's a good conversationalist has no probs meeting younger women who are willing.

latenitebump
latenitebump

my ding a ling my ding a ling won´t you play with my ding a ling.--chuck berry!

happy birthday! prince!u know you´re good, girl.i think you like to go down.ooh yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah--head

tony adams
tony adams

The cybersex isn't so damaging. The fact that he lied is more irritating.

Weiner shoulda been frank! 

Ravidangerfield
Ravidangerfield

Compared to all the other sex crimes you mentioned, this one is so trivial! So he sent pictures! He doesn't seem to have really done anything substantial aside from that (or some phone calls)! Why is he being crucified, especially since, as you point out, Huma doesn't have a problem?

Tura
Tura

But it was Weiner listening to his wiener in the first place that got him in trouble.

Pidge
Pidge

Thank you, oh great wiener.

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