What Will The Big Summer Scandal Be?

• MM......you seem to sparkle when you are next to a Village person.

• Between Ivana Trump and the Cowboy-dude from the Village People- just the right place to be for a gossip columnist! Casey Anthony will walk out of court and onto American Idol after marrying Jose Baez first!

• Scientology's hq's in FL and CA will finally be raided by the FBI

• I hope it involves two mistresses and John Boehner weeping in public like Jimmy Swaggert. Or like John Boehner if you want to get technical about it.

• That the producer and dramaturg for the new Broadway musical "Icarus" conspired to have the lead actor die in an accident involving flying.

• ok  my prediction is that Nancy Grace killed Casey Anthony. After all the lady doth protest to much. Okay that was a sick tasteless joke. Now maybe I can have my own late Night Talk Show! Now I am scared nancy Grace will find me and tear my head off;(

• well well well Michael you have certainly moved up the social circle...I mean sitting with Ivana Trump..... You've done it all  now what is the next fabulous moment for you that is more interesting then the next scandal well sort of:)

• Pippa will marry Harry.

• The name alone! I mean he's the BANER my existence.

• Reeve Carney will not be found guilty.

• Michael choux,  The outing and cratering consequences thereafter of Speaker John Boehner. I rarely engage in the prediction business but there've been some rather broad clues a-bobbing lately.

• Casey Anthony will be found not guilty. It will be revealed that Reeve Carney is the love child of Bono and Julie Taymor (his parents wanted to give him a leg up in show biz). Some organic food markets will discover that some special, darker portobello mushrooms they're selling are actually buffalo turds.

• Thanks to Google, now I know that <b>Exploding Testicles</b>, or <b>Detonating Gonaditus,</b> is a very serious and debilitating condition which affects millions of people around the world. I'm guessing that on July 27th, Mr. Camping will meet his maker not with a whimper, Type 1 DG, known clinically as Acute Regional Gonadotrophic Hernioma (ARGH), the most common form of the disease, BUT with a bang, Type B DG Osteoulcerative Colonic Hernioma (OuCH) less common than ARGH, but far more serious, and nearly always life threatening.

• Is that Ivana Trump next to you in the picture?

• You win!!

• Correction: my soup noodles _are_ hanging off my computer screen.  See, I was laughing so hard I couldn't type.

• My soup noodles are not hanging off my computer screen.  Still laughing.

• the frenchman and his maid.

• I agree on what you said, but feel that won't actually happen till mid October.

• Spit out my coffee. Thank you!!

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