A Porn Star's Worst Nightmare

By Michael Musto Thu., Jul. 21 2011 at 11:33 AM

Categories: Porn

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I ran into a hunky porn friend at Susanne Bartsch's On Top party at Le Bain on Tuesday, and he told me something that really irks him.

He admitted he gets uncomfortable whenever people say to him:

"I jerked off to you this morning!"

"I mean, how do you respond to that?" the stud asked me, rhetorically.

"I don't know. I guess, 'Thank you'," I replied. "It's flattering, no?"

Yeah, but he explained that it actually becomes tiresome because so many people say it to the point of mass banality, and besides, it's a little too much info.

True, but it's better than what people line up tell me:

"I threw up to a picture of you this morning."

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MSpeer

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

F. Packer

"I jerked off to you" is an incredibly offensive comment...IF YOU'RE NOT A PORN STAR!!

Timmee

Ummn, isn't that the point of doing porn--you're getting off on the knowledge that strangers will be getting off by watching you having sex? It's called exhibitionism, and it's sort of a job prerequisite. Kind of like the ability to add and subtract is necessary to be an accountant.

FindingN

You know how celebrities give up a lot of their own personal privacy by nature of being celebrities? I think porn stars kind of have to give up the right to claim hearing about masturbation is "TMI."

Savannah Montgomery

I'm gagging to you, MM!! (ina good way)

1) hunky porn friend

2) Umm, the purpose of that "porn-again" thang, is to have people "cum" up to you to say those very words...or did'ja forget your business plan?

jonster

A girl I know was a Playboy centerfold in the 80s. She says she gets tired of people saying: "Hey! Didn't I see your p*ssy in Playboy?" I guess it's the price one pays for porn fame.

Maurice1199

I paid $32.67 for a XBOX 360 and my mom got a 17 inch Toshiba laptop for $94.83 being delivered to our house tomorrow by FedEX. I will never again pay expensive retail prices at stores. I even sold a 46 inch HDTV to my boss for $650 and it only cost me $52.78 to get. Here is the website we using to get all this stuff, GrabIt.com