Casey Anthony Career Plans! Here's A Great Idea!

Categories: Crime

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So she got off.

I guess that really was rotting pizza in her car trunk, not the decomposition stench of her murdered and duct-taped daughter.

So what's in Casey Anthony's glamorous future?

I know!

A stint on Broadway!

Where stunt casting is king!

And where the biggest hit revival is a show about the fame cravings of various wanton killers of the female persuasion, all in the context of severe judicial distortion and crass celebrity justice!

Casey should play Roxy in Chicago.

She wouldn't be any worse than some of the other gals who've tried it.

In fact, I'm sure she'd kill in the role!

And to play Billy Flynn, the sleazy lawyer who throws figurative sawdust in jurors' eyes, I have an idea for that, too!

They could Skype in O.J. Simpson!

Original songs by Phil Spector, with narration by Nancy Grace.


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10 comments
MikeStan
MikeStan

ROFL all last week I was walking around humming "...when Casey takes the stand!"

Wisebear
Wisebear

Efra's not a big fan of satire. 

Efra45
Efra45

Wow. This is so lame, it's sad.

Thelma
Thelma

Dancing with the Stars???

Nance
Nance

She might be better for Velma: "Whatever happened to class?"

Roget
Roget

They could subtitle the show "Tot Mom The Musical."

MSpeer
MSpeer

I understand Lizzie Borden became a vaudeville attraction as well.

FTW
FTW

Porn...within a year...

Musto
Musto

Thanks to La Daily Musto regular Tony Adams for saying something that sparked this idea yesterday. Interestingly, a few hours after I put it into the system, someone on a Broadway chat board had the same idea. It's just too sick and delicious.

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