Gossip! Gossip! Gossip! With Names!
It's been a while since I rammed some tidbits of gossip down your throats and then made foie gras out of it.
So the time is nigh!
Click here for my new column, in which I dish on everyone from Ben Affleck to Sandra Bernhard -- and yes, those are two different people.
Plus Selena Gomez, Mickey Rourke, Joey Stefano, Divine, an eight-year-old starlet, and a drunken pornographer who made a giant scene.
It's a wild party -- and you're invited plus entourage.