How To Find A Man

Categories: Advice


Even straight women need to know this.

So etiquette expert Susan Blond weighs in with a bouncy video full of interesting tips:

*Laugh hysterically at their jokes.

*It's OK if they're short or wide. You're the one who has to look good.

*You go by the tofu and you say, "What do you like better -- silky or hard?"

And best of all ...

*Recommend that they go see The Normal Heart and Priscilla.

Hmm. Susan's gonna find one helluva secure straight man with that line of attack!

(Actually, she's already married. Again.)



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14 comments
Whorey Mary
Whorey Mary

She comes across as a little wacko and I love her for that!

Bwayjoe
Bwayjoe

Oh, yeah--that incredibly dangerous "How To Succeed" revival with Harry Potter. Please!!

Lost Weekend
Lost Weekend

"Priscilla!"?!  I'd rather see Daniel Radcliffe in "How to Succeed" than that "so-safe-for-the-tourists" mothpiece.

La Grand Puta
La Grand Puta

Oprah is famous for saying  "don't just ask for a man, be specific! If you ask for a man, that's what you're going to get-a man."  Blondie's advice is pretty safe and standard. Even though she may be old as the hills, stroking the man's, um, ego can still get you pretty far these days.

Phillip McKrevis
Phillip McKrevis

Barry Bloom looks like he's been embalmed and is on display funeral parlor! That was a work of art, Michael. Now get on that bus!

zincink
zincink

Susan Blond, she is a hoot. I watched some of her other videos on Youtube. Love it

Rabbit
Rabbit

Armed with Susan's tips, I'm going to get me a man!

Journo
Journo

Here I thought asking too many questions was just an occupation hazard. Little did I know, I was on the prowl.. 

Melinda9
Melinda9

I think the average female has heard all this their entire lives - it's hardly news.

Musto
Musto

Susan's a friend. She looks amazing. The woman was a Warhol star! She's legendary. I will heed her advice.

jonster
jonster

I love her, but someone should tell her that her husband is quite obviously dead.  I don't think she realizes she's a widow.

ENR
ENR

But she's like A HUNDRED! It was a different generation even in my Mom's time... I need the same advice from someone born in the last oh, say... 40 years!

Heat
Heat

Some of these sound a little retro, but if they work, what the fuck. 

Judes
Judes

"SIlky or hard?" I'm gonna use that!

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