How To Find A Man
Even straight women need to know this.
So etiquette expert Susan Blond weighs in with a bouncy video full of interesting tips:
*Laugh hysterically at their jokes.
*It's OK if they're short or wide. You're the one who has to look good.
*You go by the tofu and you say, "What do you like better -- silky or hard?"
And best of all ...
*Recommend that they go see The Normal Heart and Priscilla.
Hmm. Susan's gonna find one helluva secure straight man with that line of attack!
(Actually, she's already married. Again.)