I'm A Cuomo-Sexual!

Categories: Gay Marriage

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That's what funny lady Judy Gold says in her new show, My Life as a Sitcom, and I have to echo it with pride!

After all, Governor Cuomo has gone down in history as one of the handful of politicians who made a pledge and then actually went through with it!

This happens so rarely it's as shocking as a socialite who says she's going to devote herself to charity and then actually does.

In an act of courage and conviction, Cuomo made sure the New York gay-marriage bill was going to get a shot, personally pushing it toward its ultimate validation.

He has become our queero hero.

Our dykon icon.

We must reward this kind of stunning personal integrity so that it will maybe happen again in our lifetimes.

So run to the top of the mountain -- or at least Murray Hill -- and say it:

"I am a Cuomo-sexual!"

Even if you're not gay.


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Jess
Jess

according the page 6 gossip: "Cuomo just put Jonathan Farkas on the UN Development board."

cuomo set up the un development counsel to give the city an infusion of $$ jobs etc but it looks like he meant to give that infusion to certain special someones.

jonathan farkas is andrew farkas uncle. andrew farkas is now wirking closely with daniel mudd former fannie mae ceo at fortress where subprime never went out of style.

EK
EK

I am a cuomo sexual.Oh it feel so good to let it out

Alexa Sachs
Alexa Sachs

I love Cristina Greeven Cuomo's style! In fact, I saw this awesome profile on her at Clos-ette Too-- Check it out!! http://bit.ly/pWuKD8

Tarzie
Tarzie

Oh happy day. A politician did one fucking simple decent thing.

What are we? Slaves?

Feel free to stick your head up any ass you choose, Musto. I'll pass here.

Lurv
Lurv

"What are we, slaves?" If we don't have equal rights, then yes, moron, that's what we are. And when we get gay marriage in a state where previous politicians couldn't do it, we rejoice and express gratitude and fight for more such decency, you selfish oaf.

Tarzie
Tarzie

Will you marry me, Lurv?

I'm a sucker for an obsequious Uncle Tom.

Plus, you seem like a really nice person and stable too.

Dingle
Dingle

Whatever his agenda, you're right, he kept his word and got it through so bless you, Mr,. Cuomo. I am a Cuomo-sexual!! For now.

MartinNYID
MartinNYID

Welllllll...fair enough he pushed it through, but it wasn't b/c of a unique love for the homos...if it hadn't benefitted him politically, he may very well have skipped it.

Torrent
Torrent

And he's not bad looking either.

Koch
Koch

Speak for yourself.

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