Jennifer Lopez's Awful Choices Of Men, Ranked In Order Of Badness
Jennifer Lopez has good taste in music, as witnessed by her judging skills on American Idol, but when it comes to men, the woman is clueless!
Marc Anthony was actually her best choice so far, judging by the way he helped get her career back on track and the fact that they stayed together so long (by showbiz standards, anyway). Still, it turned as rotten as last month's empanada, so he's on the list of bad choices, weighing in at No. 5.
(4) Ben Affleck
He and J.Lo couldn't withstand the onslaught of media attention that made their lives impossible. But worse than their dissolving their bond hours before their scheduled 2003 wedding was the fact that they gave birth to two terrible children -- Gigli and Jersey Girl!
(3) Cris Judd
Lopez's 2001 marriage to her former backup dancer was doomed from the start because of the ridiculous imbalance of power. Hot sex with a backup dancer does not a marriage make. Cris was pop's top 15-minute footnote until K-Fed came along.
(2) Ojani Noa
A waiter! And she was the special of the day! And she hired and fired him as a restaurant manager, then had to deal with him suing her shapely ass. But of course she famously sued back when he tried to publish a tell-all book, clearly desperate to keep feeding off her by marketing her secrets. Their entire relationship was spent in court!
And the worst:
(1) Sean "Puffy" Combs
At least he was a music-biz peer, not a waiter or backup dancer, but still! The shootout, the frantic escape from the scene, and the gun in the front seat. Ay, dios mio.
J.Lo, stay single for a while!