Jennifer Lopez's Awful Choices Of Men, Ranked In Order Of Badness

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Jennifer Lopez has good taste in music, as witnessed by her judging skills on American Idol, but when it comes to men, the woman is clueless!

Marc Anthony was actually her best choice so far, judging by the way he helped get her career back on track and the fact that they stayed together so long (by showbiz standards, anyway). Still, it turned as rotten as last month's empanada, so he's on the list of bad choices, weighing in at No. 5.

The rest:


(4) Ben Affleck

He and J.Lo couldn't withstand the onslaught of media attention that made their lives impossible. But worse than their dissolving their bond hours before their scheduled 2003 wedding was the fact that they gave birth to two terrible children -- Gigli and Jersey Girl!


(3) Cris Judd

Lopez's 2001 marriage to her former backup dancer was doomed from the start because of the ridiculous imbalance of power. Hot sex with a backup dancer does not a marriage make. Cris was pop's top 15-minute footnote until K-Fed came along.


(2) Ojani Noa

A waiter! And she was the special of the day! And she hired and fired him as a restaurant manager, then had to deal with him suing her shapely ass. But of course she famously sued back when he tried to publish a tell-all book, clearly desperate to keep feeding off her by marketing her secrets. Their entire relationship was spent in court!


And the worst:

(1) Sean "Puffy" Combs

At least he was a music-biz peer, not a waiter or backup dancer, but still! The shootout, the frantic escape from the scene, and the gun in the front seat. Ay, dios mio.


J.Lo, stay single for a while!

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15 comments
Ned Nifty
Ned Nifty

I knew that the Ben Affleck-J-Lo combination simply couldn't work. Affleck's heart and soul was still with Matt Damon, but sadly they had to play the 'we gotta date females' thing game.

noodle
noodle

luv this trash box!

RandiHodges
RandiHodges

I paid $32.67 for a XBOX 360 and my mom got a 17 inch Toshiba laptop for $94.83 being delivered to our house tomorrow by FedEX. I will never again pay expensive retail prices at stores. I even sold a 46 inch HDTV to my boss for $650 and it only cost me $52.78 to get. Here is the website we using to get all this stuff, GrabPenny.com

Robert
Robert

Just because she has money doesn't mean she has a brain. Just another American Bimbo! He ass is proof of that, any chick with an ass like that that thinks she's hot is a moron!

Ron Bruguiere
Ron Bruguiere

She also makes terrible choices in Red Carpet dresses, some have been atrocities..

Siouxie
Siouxie

And you can be more than sure that Ben Affleck looks back w/ relief that he cut Ms. Lopez adrift.  I'll give him the credit for that!

Lost Weekend
Lost Weekend

She was married to her career.  Hands down, that has been the worst.

Jared DeWese
Jared DeWese

I actually think she and Puffy were matched perfectly, wouldn't be surprised if that's where she ends up next...

Gogreengoddess
Gogreengoddess

J Lo. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD ACCORDING TO PEOPLE MAGAZINE!  It didn't get her a good man.....

Dugaldo
Dugaldo

I kinda liked that Affleck guy. Maybe next she'll be kind enough to give the world a gay husband. A boy can dream.

tony adams
tony adams

What makes you think she hasn't?

Dugaldo
Dugaldo

Nothing Tony. Absolutely nothing. But which one? Puffy?

Lalal
Lalal

Ojani was the worst because he signed the confidentiality agreement and then kept trying to sell her secrets. But he did say she was amazing in bed (not surprising).

Xoxo
Xoxo

Puffy was the worst!!! Agreed. The others were jokes (including Ben) but Puffy is evil.

ibivi
ibivi

At least she had the sense to cut her ties with him pretty quick after the shooting.  Say what we will, she has made herself very rich on very little talent.

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