Joan Crawford Rocks My Movie Club

Categories: Joan Crawford

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The Eventi hotel offered my movie club another swanky get-together in their posh fifth-floor screening room -- complete with snacks -- so we seized it like the fine cineastes we are.

And for a main course, we watched The Best of Everything, the 1959 soaper based on Rona Jaffe's best-selling novel about a publishing house overrun with manuscripts for trashy novels!

Blond and tailored Hope Lange plays the up-and-coming reader who finds safety in the arms of gayish Stephen Boyd.

Pert brunette co-worker Diane Baker gets pregnant by upstart Robert Evans, who's pretending to marry her, but in reality is driving her toward an abortion. (Fortunately, they have a car accident and she loses the baby anyway. Even more fortuitously, she then falls in love with the doctor!)

And glamourpuss Suzy Parker is the part-time actress who goes so crazy when director Louis Jourdan ices her out that she falls to her death, leaving just one high heel behind.

At the top of the heap is Joan Crawford as the frostily imperious editor whose best line is, "You and your rabbit-faced wife can both go to hell!" Joan is ostensibly playing someone named Amanda Farrow, but she's basically playing someone named Joan Crawford.

And she looks rabbit-faced!

The movie is a glossy, beautifully appointed, and well-acted precursor to Valley of the Dolls, and this little bunny adored it.

Photos by Angelo Pitillo


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Hope Lange, Suzy Parker, Diane Baker

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Suzy Parker

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Porfi, Will, Lee, Mickey, Angelo, me, Michael, Kym, Lynn

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Geraldine Page and Peter Kastner in "You're a Big Boy Now," which we watched scenes from

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MSpeer
MSpeer

I am late the the party but I love this movie, love the New York it pictured, love the song by Johnny Mathis, love the opening credits, love, love, love the whole sordid thing and everyone in it (including Hope's little black hat at the beginning). Susie Parker's a little wooden but still worth watching. Crawford's arch line "Where's my coffee?" is said with such contempt...

jonster
jonster

Never heard of it before.  But judging from the first pic of Ms. Crawford, it's definitely on my list now.

Barkley
Barkley

Watched two Bad Movies I Love yesterday:  "The Oscar" (1966) and "Doctor's Wives".  Both hilarious!

jonster
jonster

The Oscar!!!  Love the opener to that flick.

Musto
Musto

And I love Tony Bennett as Hymie Kelly.

Bill Huelbig
Bill Huelbig

"Lie down with pigs, ya come up smellin' like garbage" - Hymie Kelly, multiple times during the film.

Rabbit
Rabbit

Must be the camera angle - especially when compared to the image just below it - but in that photo w/ Hope Lange and Diane Baker, Suzy Parker looks like Ernest Borgnine in drag.

Southern Dave
Southern Dave

If memory serves (and lately it doesn't), the "cutish" man with Martha Hyer  is Brett Halsey, a 20th  contract player who later played Mary Astor's Mama's Boy in "Return to Peyton Place."

I love "The Best of Everything" title song, sung (of course!) by Johnny Mathis. The lyrics make no sense whatsoever:

"Love can be all -- or nothing.But even when it's nothing,It's still the Best -- The Best of Everything!We've found that romance is still The Best of Everything!""

Huh? But that's what we love these movies for - they have absolutely nothing to do with reality.

And I treasure the image of chic, beautiful Suzy Parker stalking Louis Jourdan in an outfit that anticipates Audrey's Holly Golightly. Wasn't Suzy's fatal mistake wearing heels on a fire escape?

A good thing to remember, kids!.

Bill Huelbig
Bill Huelbig

I think Brett played Hope Lange's back-home boyfriend.  He was also in "Return of the Fly", looking quite embarrassed with his head attached to a fly's body.  According to IMDB, he's still acting.

Keating3232
Keating3232

By the time this movie was filmed, Joanie had been reduced to character roles. You would have had more fun watching her in another 50s trash classic, "Torch Song." She even has a number in blackface.

Musto
Musto

Do you honestly think we haven't watched Torch Song yet?

Musto
Musto

PS: In Best of Everything there's a cute-ish man who has scenes with Martha Hyer. Rona Jaffe was dating him through the filming!

Savannah Montgomery
Savannah Montgomery

Love your "trashy" movie tips!

P.S. - I did the "Angel" movie trio...the last line in the first one is the best!

Barkley
Barkley

There's one panning shot of Christopher St. which I think shows The Stonewall bar.  Love this exchange:  "Aren't you forgetting something?"  "What?" "Your steno pad of course, unless you plan to memorize it!"  "And you want me to type this?"  "No I want you to beat it out on a native drum!!"

Filmbuff
Filmbuff

This looks like so much fun!!!!

Musto
Musto

PS: Joan's husband Alfred Steele had just died, so Joan was in a messy state when filming this. Diane Baker told Vanity Fair that she gave Joan a thumbs-up gesture and Joan felt emboldened by that. But later on, when they did Strait-Jacket together, Joan was back on her feet again and treated Diane like crap.

Bruce
Bruce

Gee, when I read Donald Spoto's recent hagiography of Joan (and I DO mean hag-iography), he made it sound like Joan and Diane were "the best of friends forever."  Of course, that bio conveniently makes it sounds like Joan was never anything but an angel to Christine and Christopher--until THEY acted up!  I don't doubt that both kids were borderline personalities, but that bio feels like such a white-wash by a gushing fan--what I've come to expect from Spouto.

mjm
mjm

Bob Thomas's book on Joan is the one to get along with 'Conversations with Joan Crawford' by Roy Newquist

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