Michele Bachmann's Husband Gets Honorary Gaydar Award

Categories: Gaaaaayyyyyy

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As Marcus Bachmann rants against gays while flapping his wrists around, he's been popping up on so many gay sites and gaydar alerts that gaydar.net (a popular dating site) has offered him a lifetime free membership!

Bachmann hasn't responded to the generous offer yet, but I'm sure he'll eventually say ...

"You barbarians really need discipline!

"How 'bout tonight?"


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Alessandro
Alessandro

Miss Marcus loves the penis pops! You can tell he's seeking to "cure" "Barbarians" from all over the US, and he's got his tongue and bottom ready to go!

Lost Weekend
Lost Weekend

Who waves their hand like that?!  Oh, girlfriend!

EK
EK

its a a case of the Lady Doth Protest to Much.. No wonder she is so angry and crazy she never gets any nookie!

Melinda9
Melinda9

I don't think she wants any - so it all works out.

Movielover
Movielover

She probably gets plenty from her girlfriends.  And I don't mean her hubby, though she probably calls him, "Girlfriend!"

Garageboy
Garageboy

He looks like a 100% bonafide fruitcake.

Devore
Devore

He'll probably say "Girlfriend, please!!!"

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