Patti And Mandy Heading To Broadway!
And if you had to say "Patti and Mandy who?" then you're not going to care anyway, so just go back to your football game.
I'm obviously talking about former Evita co-stars Patti LuPone and Mandy Patinkin, who have been touring in a two-person evening of belting and who are aiming for an October run on Broadway that will take them through the holidays, according to this report.
Don't cry for me, Ike and Tina. The truth is ... these two will rock!