Scary Ramifications of Murdoch Mess
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First of all, a guy who blew the whistle on the whole phone-hacking scandal was found dead yesterday. He was in his forties. They're not sure how he died, but the cops will look into it. The same corrupt cop force that's embroiled in this whole shady can of worms!
But another problem is that Murdoch's empire could be affected by the grisly demise of the News of the World.
The story is so big that even Fox News, which Murdoch owns, had to cover his appearance before a parliament committee today. I'm sure they were thrilled.
And what about the New York Post?
Sure, their slanted politics are twisted, their biases are blinding, and their coverage of gay marriage was insufficient, but I need the gossip!
Let's not let a little phone-hacking disaster and a mysterious death get in the way of my daily dish!
Let's not lose our heads here!



























