The Best Looking Gay Crowd In New York

Categories: Nightlife

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HotelChatter, Jena Cumbo/Time Out New York

It's a tie!

Every guy's a 10 -- no, an 11 -- at the Sunday Shark! poolside party at the Dream Hotel (above), thrown by Josh Wood and Jared Needle. They all have the Speedos to prove it.

And on Thursdays, Erich Conrad, Sophia Lamar, et al, bring swarms of attractive gays to their Zigzag bash at Le Bain, high atop the Standard.

It's pretty astounding to look around at these events and see a sea of well-manicured, absolutely camera-ready guys who are so cute they'll barely talk to each other.

With such bevies of beauties on hand, the parties come off like giant casting calls for the next top model -- or maybe the next top boyfriend to dump you when he meets someone better.

I'm not saying the guys' looks are meaningful -- in fact, they'll surely fade along with their egos -- but there is something aesthetically impressive about such a display of physical perfection, at least in a deliciously superficial manner.

And I'll tell you where you won't see anyone these days: that Amanda's Penthouse party I wrote about, Tuesdays at the Gansevoort Park Avenue.

It was canned in the early stages because the fabulous people don't buy drinks!

But they look amazing!


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11 comments
Whorey Mary
Whorey Mary

And the freaky gay trend contnues--built up upper bodies with skinny chicken legs---wtf?

jonster
jonster

"Fabulous people don't buy drinks."  Well then there should be someone there to buy them for them.  My goodness.  Where's the charity!

MarkyMark
MarkyMark

When a twinkie looses its cream filling, its just flat and useless. 

Keating3232
Keating3232

what a bunch of drunk-looking bottoms

nati
nati

nah the best AND MIND YOU, most diverse gay crowd was at the Rita Indiana sold out show at SOB's this past saturday...SORRY!

MartinNYID
MartinNYID

"If you have an IQ over 10 there is no God" - Harvey Fierstein, TorchST

Loverboy
Loverboy

Thank you for the tip. If I looked good in a bathing suit, I'd be heading there.

Roi
Roi

This does look like superficial heaven!

Dingle
Dingle

Thank you, Rita Indiana.

GREGOR
GREGOR

I went to LEBAIN last week, and i only saw straight hipsters, girls, and Sophia Lamar telling me. that i was no welcome because  i was  overweight and over 40 . Nevertheless she give a drink ticket, and told me to enjoy it.  I guest that is the new way to promote.

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