A New Verse For My Theme Song!

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Yes, things happen very quickly here at La Daily Musto.

Music man Michael Penny just alerted me to a whole verse I missed out on -- one where I actually get to sing, in counterpart with "the boys."

It's very Billy Flynn in Chicago, but with an expectedly campy touch.

Here goes:


MUSTO:

If you want to know what's hapening in Manhattan and beyond
If you're curious about the hoi polloi and demimonde
There's adventure waiting for you when I wave my magic wand
That's what I'm here for!
Who is who and who is not and who's a smash and who's a flop
Just what's hot and what is not and who's a bottom or a top
News from all around the world and from my mother's beauty shoppe
That's what I'm here for!

I'm here to keep an eye on things
To spy on thing
To pry on things
I want to know the why on things
Get high on things
Throw pie on things
You can count on my opinions, be it caviar or Korn
Be it Olbermann or Coulter, be it poetry or porn
Be it music or cacophony, I gotta blow this horn
That's what I'm here for!

MUSTO'S BOYS
He's here to keep an eye on things
To spy on things

MUSTO
To try on things

MUSTO'S BOYS
He wants to know the why on things
Get high on things

MUSTO
Suck dry on things

MUSTO'S BOYS
We can't get enough of all the stuff, the fluff that he reports!

MUSTO
Well, it's just my public duty as was ordered by the courts
It's my duty to distinguish beauty marks from merely warts
That's what I'm here for!


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gato liso
gato liso

jacqueline kennedy and anderson cooper ( minus Lady G) are  ...?

Jambalaya
Jambalaya

Korn the rock group? It's OK with me, I'm just asking.

Ick
Ick

This is getting really epic!!

Rob in Philly
Rob in Philly

It's like Beowulf, we can call it Gayowolf.  Yay for Michael---Michael for President.

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