Cocky Doody Is Sizzling Hot At The Movies

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Yes, the latest trend in film magic happens to be crap!

It's really the shit!

Here are some examples:

*The Change-Up starts with Jason Bateman changing a baby's diapers, only to have the baby shoot a big stream of caca right into Jason's mouth! Watch out, Divine!

*The Help [SPOILER ALERT] centers on a "shit pie" made by a righteously vindictive maid getting back at a white racist. Watch out, Paula Deen!

*Bridesmaids has the instant classic scene in which the title characters all suffer explosive diarrhea during a particularly shitty fitting session. "I do," indeed.

*And Sarah's Key has a poignant scene in which captive Jews have to relieve themselves on the floor.

What next -- Fellini's Defecate and a Half?

Oh, well. Shit happens.



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12 comments
PatLang
PatLang

When I saw the movie on Friday, everytime someone mentioned the "pie", the audience would erupt with hysterical laughter! Like when Allison Janney speaks to Bryce Dallas Howard towards the end and asks if she's had any "pie", huge roar of laughter!

And Sissy Spacek was hilarious in that scene! "Run Minny, run!" LOL

Corinedanacohen
Corinedanacohen

Musto,I wanted to write about that pie because I thought it was one of the funniest scenes ever. Minny ( Octavia Spencer) deserves an academy award nomination for that role. She was hysterical and she made me laugh during that scene. Don't spoil it for the others. I do think the HELP is worth full price just for that scene alone. I am still laughing and I saw it last week.

CORINEDANACOHEN
CORINEDANACOHEN

You better be careful or Minny will serve you some cock-a doo dee pie. I just loved that scene. I laughed so hard I thought I might make a doo dee. ;-)

Keating3232
Keating3232

Michael, this is a good posting but for people who are planning to see "The Help," you just ruined the central joke.  The words "spoiler alert" would be a service to your readers. 

Sarne
Sarne

This is just crap.

Simp
Simp

And in The Iron Lady, Meryl Streep takes a giant crap all over her country.

Savannah Montgomery
Savannah Montgomery

...because only 20-somethings (and younger) go to the first week of a movie's opening and if it doesn't have body fluids involved, it isn't funny/edgy.

Sarah hid the key.

Savannah Montgomery
Savannah Montgomery

...like (meaning 'as if') we're running to the theaters to see it, anywho, B'way folks (sorry if you didn't see it) know it better as"Caroline, or Change".

Savannah Montgomery
Savannah Montgomery

Yes...it's not the "pie thang" but the whole subject (race relations) got treated better.

Savannah Montgomery
Savannah Montgomery

sorry...now you got me going...even Morgan Freeman didn't "pass water" on Miss Daisy.

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