Foreskins Are Saving Lives!

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Next time you're face to face with an uncut, cheesy noodle, don't scoff!

That thing could be medically useful!

Or at the very least cosmetically so.

According to research, human foreskin fibroblasts can be used to help restore cells for everyone from diabetics to burn victims.

And I'm not surprised.

I happen to know several people who've been helped all their lives by human foreskins.

Whenever they come across one, they rub it all over their face and they feel better every time!



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6 comments
Susanne
Susanne

Foreskins have far better uses if they're left attached to their owner.

Like what the organ was evolved for - pleasure. Pleasure for him, and pleasure for his partner.

Or is pleasure something we don't want people to have..?

Keith Rutter
Keith Rutter

Another immoral "justification" for male genital mutilation!  Huh, there are other, better, ways of treating burms and diabetes than damaging newborn baby boys.  It is high time that the laws against cutting healthy parts off non-consenting people was enforced, and perpetrators sent down for a very long time.

Graham
Graham

Cheesy? "Cheesy" is the exception and not the rule you twit. Oh foreskins are saving lives? Where are all those vanity restoring foreskins coming from? 

Ibana
Ibana

I love me a good human foreskin fibroblast every morning.

Qu
Qu

Another reason why circumcision is the enemy!

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