Madonna And Child Beaching It Up
Madonna and Lourdes apparently do lots of things together aside from hawking their fashion lines.
For one thing, they go to the beach -- though one thing they don't align on is what to wear there.
In this latest outing, Lourdes sported a colorful two-piece while Madonna covered it all up in what resembled a black catsuit.
Good for her -- this way, Madge the cat can protect her precious parts from sun damage.
Besides, she shows them plenty onstage and in videos.
And if you're going to criticize the woman for flaunting it, you can't also mock her for hiding it.
God, I'm getting so boringly benevolent.