My Weirdest Pitches Of The Week

Categories: Musto on Musto

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Think the life of a gossip columnist/blogger is all sawdust and tinsel?

Well, here are some of the pitches I've gotten this week, to give you a hint of the reality behind the glitterdome:


*"Andrea Bocelli rides the East River ferry."

*"1942 Oscar statuette brings $89,625."

*"There is nothing natural about the sale and consumption of lion meat in the U.S."

*"Jamaican Underwear Run kicks off NYC Nautica Triathlon week."

*"J.Lo wears her Kohl's collection at the Park with her daughter"

*"Pepsi to feature Super Bowl spot with winner of The X Factor."

*"Bridgehampton Polo Club enters halfway mark of unprecedented 15th anniversary season."

*"Ryan Park was dumped twice on The Bachelorette. Would you be interested in talking to him about his passion for solar energy?"

*"Belvedere Vodka presented the Belve Music Lounge this weekend at W Chicago City Center during Lollapalooza where top tier bands and DJs took the stage to deliver riveting performances to a high energetic crowd."

*"iRenew launches Color Wellness bracelets."

*"Please see attached photos of Megan Fox wearing Power Support Designer Collection Rachel Pally 'Cheetah' Air Jacket for the second time."

*"Shay Mitchell and Tyler Posey wear DKNY."

*"I wanted to remind you that I'm working with celebrity dermatologist Dr. Alex A. Khadavi. He is also the founder of the anti-aging skincare line RejuveMD, the anti-aging hair treatment Revivogen, and the three-step acne treatment Clearogen. Please let me know if you are working on any stories that might be a fit for Dr. Khadavi or would like a quote from a celeb fan. In fact, Melissa George recently tweeted about RejuveMD!"


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Natali
Natali

My favorite is "Ryan Park was dumped twice on The Bachelorette. Would you be interested in talking to him about his passion for solar energy?" I think if you have to say how someone is known before mentioning something that has nothing to do with his fame, then he's not famous enough to be covered by Sir Musto.

Hapgood
Hapgood

iRenew has launched Color Wellness bracelets and all the media cares about is the stock market crash? Priorities have to be fixed!

Isis
Isis

I am so not jealous! "High energetic crowd"?? Some of these are barely literate. And the Bachelorette one scares me.

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