Turn Hollywood Films Into Pornos! Come On!

By Michael Musto Tue., Aug. 16 2011 at 10:00 AM

Categories: Film

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It's easy!

Simply change a letter or two and what was a prestigious Oscar winner suddenly becomes a dirty trashathon -- and something that sounds way more fun to watch.

Let's not concentrate on the old spoofs like All About Beav and Schindler's Fist, OK?

Let's stick to films of the last few years.

Here are my pornographically transformed titles for those with genitals on the brain -- and elsewhere:

Up in the Ass

Barney's Perversion

The Skids Are All Right

Insertion

Phallus in Wonderland

Pookeeper

127 Inches

Cunty Strong

Transformers: Dark of the Poon

Thighs of the Planet of the Apes

And, of course, these films, which don't need any title changes at all:

The Beaver, Winter's Bone, Super 8, Rabbit Hole, and How to Train Your Dragon.

That sounds like a quintuple bill on Xtube!

Meanwhile on Broadway:

Snatch Me If You Can, The Mounting Top, Mary's Poppin', Cock of Ages, and, of course, the Tony-winning Sore Horse.

Any more suggestions?

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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Behind (courtsey of Amy Sedaris)

DeMedeiros Carlos Luis

I cannot believe people left behindThe last Ass bender... is a Disney Classic

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Diddle Her On The RoofHarry's Potted On The Sorcerer's BoneIn And Out Of Africa

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RoboCock? Hell, I'd buy that for a dollar!!

Robert

How about..."Shaving Ryan's Privates"?

tom

The Lovely Boners

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The King's Spooge

Alvin and the Fistfucks

Lesleyvonderheide

My specialty is films you don't have to chane titles for like:Die HardDriving Miss DaisyThe AbyssAnd so on

Lesleyvonderheide

Been doing this for years- here's a few:Knight RiderSkat on a Hot Tin RoofAss VenturerTaint MisbehavinA crotch a licks now

Movielover

Tonsiled. Another Rear. Harry's Putter and the Deathly Hollows.

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"Billy and Elliot"

"Fister Act"

"Mormon, Is That You?"

"Play Dead -- I'm Into Necrophilia"

latenitebump

XXX MAN CREAM 4 (scream4)XXX man, first ass!super 8 inches!bad preacher

Lost Weekend

Sweeney Top.Cumpany.

Natalie Port-o-poddy

Black Shvance

Rob in Philly

Queeny Top, the Demon Hairdresser of Fleet Street

Oow poopy do

My lover and I owned the world renowned Na Na's Unisex Hair Salon in the Fort Lauderdale's Marlin Beach Hotel. You want to talk about Demon Hairdressers. But an much better title was of a hairdresser who decided to get married. Well the day of the wedding the hairdresser came to me and said that she had a really bad problem. So I asked her about her dilemma. She said that she was so up-tight, that she was badly constipated. So ran up the street to the drug store and bought 3 enemas. By the time I got back the wedding had started. So I put them in her suit case. Well before we know it they were off to their honey moon. Afew days later she came back to work, and I asked her how the honey moon went. She broken down into tears. I asked her what had happened. She said,' That the marriage was over.' Well we all stood there completely plucked! I said, 'What the hell happenned.' She said. 'That the constipation got painfully worse.' So on the honey moon night she went into the bathroom and took all 3 enemas. We all stood in total astonishment. I said, 'What happened to your husband?' She started to cry agian, and said. 'After 3 fleets, he fled!' So there is your title. 'After 3 fleets, he fled.' My lover Dennis never let me live it down.