Vote Republican Any Chance You Get!

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Do it this November and especially next November.

It will prove to be the most delightful thing you could possibly do to amp up your excitement level.

Think of all the fun we'll have in the concentration camps!

Oh, sure, that kind of lockup sounds vaguely unappealing, but there's definitely a bright side.

It'll be the flashiest crowd since Studio 54!

Some people haven't gone out in years, leaving a gaping void in the nightlife, but in the camps, anyone remotely creative and edgy will be forced to be there, resulting in a communal bonding experience and a cultural explosion like we haven't had in decades.

And we could put on some great shows on the sly. With lots of choreography. Cabaret! The Producers! Boys in the Band! Kiss of the Spider Woman!

And think of all the tricks we could play to outsmart our captors. Our lives would surely turn into one long episode of Hogan's Heroes, but with way more laughs.

Then we can escape, don some ape masks, and hold them captive.

Oh, please, vote Republican!

I just want the glorious chance to make a shit pie for Michele Bachmann.


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Elijah
Elijah

Do not ever be so naive to what depths judgmental people lacking in tolerance and compassion are capable of. History teaches us day in,day out how cruel man's inhumanities to others can be! There always those who enjoy in deliberately seekingto inflict pain, suffering' and even the extermination of one people or another.Just because their different in some way. There are those who take great pleasure in the suffering others. And they justfy their foul deeds through their misguided arrogant dogomas. Religions, politics, or just their deranged egotistical-minds. The camps are already in place! There out there. Above Pittsburgh. Above Akron, Canton, Ohio.There there! History will repeat it's self through one mad man or another. The leopard only changes it's spots. Never be so naive. It's just a matter of who is first to go. There ready to receive. 

Tarzie
Tarzie

Oh yeah - and you might want to read up on Bradley Manning, who is gay and who is being kept in prison without trial by your beloved Obama.

Tarzie
Tarzie

What histrionic nonsense.

There are already innocent people in camps called Guantanamo and Bagram.

This is why I can't hang out with gay people anymore. Your heads are up your asses.

Monsieurpatric
Monsieurpatric

Michael choux, An actualizable fantasy would be the diaspora of a mere two hundred thousand adult American citizens to the State pf Wyoming, a lovely place.  Soon enough, we'd have our very own governor, a fine lieutenant, secretary and treasurer' two spanking new Senators and a legislature all our own.

Aha
Aha

Republicans want to demonize gays and then blame it on the Democrats. Typical. At least take responsibility for your hate!

Melinda9
Melinda9

I'm voting for Roseanne.

Tarzie
Tarzie

Last time I checked, the only people going into concentration camp-like facilities were Muslims, arrested and detained indefinitely without trial. This was a policy begun by Republicans and institutionalized by Democrats.  I reckon it will be the same way if  a Republican is elected. I guess it's ok, though, so long as their crime is being dark and Muslim instead of gay.

I actually hope that a Republican gets elected so that the left can be moral again. It seems it's completely impossible under this mixed-race embodiment of white imperial power - President Hopey Change, who has continued all the worst aspects of the Bush presidency and extended war into  what, 8 countries now?  Perhaps if a Repug is elected, and the left suddenly rediscovers its objections to war-mongering authoritarianism, we might get something more serious than corndog jokes and the inane childish crap like what Musto vomits up when he attempts politics, a topic he obviously knows absolutely nothing about.

Idiot.

Vendela
Vendela

YOU'RE an idiot. Do you listen to the anti gay rhetoric spewed by the Republicans? It way outweighs any by Democrats. You know nothing.

Tarzie
Tarzie

Happy Reading!"Citing the Defense of Marriage Act, the Obama administration denied immigration benefits to a married gay couple from San Francisco and ordered the expulsion of a man who is the primary caregiver to his AIDS-afflicted spouse.Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/..."Really, the Uncle Tomism of finding this shit acceptable is to be expected from a 'movement' that has spent 50% of its political capital on getting access to the military. Fucking cardboard cutout tools. 

Tarzie
Tarzie

Happy Reading!

"Citing the Defense of Marriage Act, the Obama administration denied immigration benefits to a married gay couple from San Francisco and ordered the expulsion of a man who is the primary caregiver to his AIDS-afflicted spouse..."http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/...

Tarzie
Tarzie

Well rhetoric won't pay the bills. Are you aware that Prez Obummer's DOJ is kicking the legally married spouses of gay Americans out of the country? Who cares, though, right, if he talks a good game.  But is this really talking a good game:

"I believe that marriage is a union between a man and a woman" - Barack Obama.

Tarzie
Tarzie

I am gay but I am not a single-issue voter, dipshit. Gay rights are a social juggernaut. There is no stopping them. The bipartisan consensus on endless war and civil rights shredding are more pressing matters.

Rawhide
Rawhide

Michele gets a shit pie every night when she rims her gay husband.

Movielover
Movielover

You know she an hubby never touch, especially assholes!  Maybe when he dyes her hair.

Hands
Hands

HAHAHA! You got my vote!

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