Cocaine No Longer Popular In The Recession

Categories: Addiction

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In South Florida--which is our nation's weathervane as far as drug use (and pretty art deco hotels)--cocaine use is way down, that devil drug falling way below crystal meth and even booze in popularity.

And the reason is obviously the increased awareness of citizens as to the dire dangers of coke addiction.

They've become more savvy, more healthy, and more in control as they shun the demon powder and run for safety, making the days of Miami Vice seem more remotely quaint than ever.

People have finally woken up to the risks involved in filling your nostrils with an electrifying talc that rots your brain and ruins your chances.

Kidding!

It's because we're in the middle of a recession and coke costs a fortune!


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osamasoldkidney
osamasoldkidney

Here in Gaza we have a magical dust called White Phosphorus which is dusted over us daily courtesy of aerial bombardments from our lovely neighbours. White Phosphorus, like coke, is illegal and even outlawed by the Geneva Convention, (think 70's disco group Silver Convention but less relevant) WP or hell Dust as we call it  wrecks your sinuses like coke and quickly  melts other vital organs including eyeballs. One never imagines getting used to genocide but you do, you really do!  

Wings
Wings

Maybe the price will finally go down!!

Dar5
Dar5

Good think they're still doing crystal or you'd have no one to complain about.

Ick
Ick

"An electrifying talc." Hmm, sounds good.

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