Gays Should Be Criminalized Again!

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That's what a spokesperson for the American Family Association shot out of his mouth the other day, desperate for a return to the good old days when holding hands with someone of the same sex could land you a free trip to jail.

For all I know, he'd even like to turn the USA into Uganda, where "a kiss on the lips may be quite continental. Hanging is a girl's best friend."

As a friend said to me, "At least someone had the nerve to say what a lot of them are thinking."

(Though Rick Perry has all along been openly in favor of a Texas statute to criminalize homosexuality.)

Well, let's say these righteously hateful lummoxes get their way and being gay becomes illegal throughout the country.

That could be extremely odd in the states where gays can get married.

You'll have to scream your vows to your spouse in another cell down the hall!

These Republicans just don't think things through.


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laman
laman

As usual, the far right wants to take us back,back,back to the days that never were-the 1950's, where everyone was white,straight, and had kids, frolicing in their sububan frontyard. It is an idealized FANTASY that never really existed, except in advertisers minds, while they tried to sell everyone new chevys, and camel cigarettes. WAKE UP from yourdream. There are married gay people, a black President, and I-Pads. We're never going back-only forward. Rick Perry, and his ilk, are just one more hiccup in the world movingforward. We'll NEVER go back. Get used to it !!!

Topsy Turvy
Topsy Turvy

Let's start with criminalizing adultery and outlawing divorce and then see where we are.

Cookybaker
Cookybaker

Oh I think they should criminalize homosexuality. Then we could have Rick Perry & Michele and Marcus Bachman locked up for crimes against humanity. In all seriousness, let em try & I think we would have a national-scale Stonewall II - glitterbombing & firebombing from Ohio to New Mexico...

Rev. Donald Spitz
Rev. Donald Spitz

Homosexuality should be criminalized. Homosexuals commit crimes against God, against nature, against the Holy Bible and against the human race.

These sexual deviants belong in prison.

I now know why God wrote:

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves::26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: :27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

Tim in SF
Tim in SF

Homosexuality should be re-criminalized. It was waaaaaaay more fun when it was illegal. 

Grow Deft Hood
Grow Deft Hood

But I say to you, that every one who is angry with his brother lightly, liable shall be to the judgement:  but whoever shall say to his brother, Raca, liable shall be to the Sanhedrim:  but whoever shall say, Fool, liable shall be to the Gehenna of fire.

OhioOrrin
OhioOrrin

^shows how onerous shria law is regardless of which religion^

Rino
Rino

That would be a real fruitcake.

OhioOrrin
OhioOrrin

obviously TEH  [GAYZ] must be fire-hosed into FEMA re-education camps & waterboarded till they reorient. if unsuccessful,  TEH  [GAYZ] must be fed into TEH [SOYLENT GREEN] sausage grinders...w a dash of sage. that is all...  

Timmee
Timmee

It's fop. Finest in the shop.--Mrs Lovett, Sweeney Todd

jonster
jonster

"All the forces in the world are not so powerful as an idea whose time has come."  (Victor Hugo)  Some half-blind ostriches are standing around with their heads in the sand as their children stand up for those their parents would fight against.  Young people always provide excellent traction for civil rights issues.  As for Rick ("Asshat") Perry, he'll never make it out of Texas.  Just google him and "Cameron Todd Willingham" and you'll see why.   

Pattanumodana
Pattanumodana

So, Rick Perry had someone killed - Cameron Todd Willingham - for no reason.  That would be all the more reason for the "pro-lfe" Republicans to vote for him.  Talk about conflicted...

Tiger
Tiger

"I now pronounce you inmate and inmate."

Tiger
Tiger

Rick Perry said he's kind of OK with gay marriage, didn't he? But then he wants to criminalize homosexuality? You're right, these people are even more conflicted than we knew.

Paul
Paul

Sorry, They just don't think. What was I thinking.

Cal
Cal

Being a Republican should be considered a crime.

Paul
Paul

No the republicans just done' think.

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