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Porn Star Names! Let's Think Of Some!

By Michael Musto Thu., Sep. 1 2011 at 10:00 AM
Categories: Porn

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I just ran across photos of a guy calling himself Jean Paul Roccard, which made me wonder what other great names a sex god could come up with for some wordplay before all the foreplay and sexplay.

Here's what my great literary quest resulted in:


Vlad the Impaler

Jizzy Johnson

Barry M. Enema

Ben Dover

T. Bagger

Pat Myscrotum

Oral Robert

Neil N. Begforit

E. Jack Ulation

Dick Dispenser

Or maybe just Anthony Weiner.

Any others you can drum up? Make them torrid yet hilarious.

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Jean Paul Roccard is an awesome porn actor. I watched his many hardcore porn videos. He is very badly fucked his partner on his porn videos.

DGI
DGI

Here's a hetero one: Flora Babylon

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Guest

Heywood Jablowme

Dnarg
Dnarg

Pat McCrotch.

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gato liso

How about:- Sally Blozenfucks'or-Ibita titoff

Lost Weekend
Lost Weekend

well, I always thought W and his VP could do porn together and bill themselves as "Dick 'n' Bush"

Ynnocence
Ynnocence

Fun, and it's even true to their actual relationship!

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Steven Bourgeois
Steven Bourgeois

I'm thinking along the lines of Dan Savage.  How about Dick Santorum?

Jack
Jack

Jim Bunny

Dick
Dick

Dick Hertz

Dick Hunter

Dick Digger

Tybalt
Tybalt

OK, Pat Myscrotum is going to be my new porn name. Thank you!!

Frostee
Frostee

Hung Long.R. U. Hardyet.T. Bagger.F. L. Chmeister.Bang Me.Butch BottomsLowe HanggerPu Den DaSwett E. Arse

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Rick Santorum!

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