Sarah Palin Screwed Basketball Star, Did Coke and Pot, And Cheated On Todd

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It seems the idiocy-spewing family-values robot is human after all.

According to The Enquirer, a tell-all book about Palin that will come out next week says she once scored with future hoops star Glen Rice (less than a year later, she was pregnant and eloped with Todd).

She did coke off a 55-gallon drum while snowmobiling. (That really redefines snowmobiling, no?)

And there was the Palin-denied six-month affair with Todd's business partner, which Alaskans could probably see out of their igloos.

The Republican presidential wannabe is still standing plain and tall (well, plain, anyway), not responding as of yet to these claims from the same weekly that outed John Edwards as a sleazoid.

But expect her to put down the crack pipe and the black schlong at any moment and answer back really angrily, lol.



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CHarles Feney
CHarles Feney

Ice on Rice

Sarah, the Info Babe, didn't think twiceWhen she got her first chance to enticeA black basketball star'Cause she loved that coal tarSo she hit it like she was White on Rice! 

CHarles Feney
CHarles Feney

The Beast in Sarah

In Alaska, a news girl named SarahWhose loins were a steamy calderaLet one of the black wolverinesGet into her jeansAnd use her garage to park his big black Pantera.

Sarah said "That car's really got the juice!,And it fits in this garage really loose"!But the Wolverine had to go,And then Sarah, don't you knowTrue to form, started dating a Moose!

Then "Mama Griz" decided to marryHer sweetheart polar bear, who's white ordinary.Now "Once you go Black,You never go back!"Is liable to give Todd his first coronary!

Then Mama Griz, the political over achieverPut some ice on her hot Alaskan beaver.But now we all knowThat there's more to her show'Cause this candidate once had "Jungle Fever"!

CHarles Feney
CHarles Feney

Ice on Rice

Sarah, the info babe, didn't think twiceWhen she had her first chance to enticeA black basketball star'Cause she loved that coal tarSo she hit iit like she was "White on Rice"!

emilkaneti
emilkaneti

Sarah Palin is an idiot, but this site is even more idiotic

sodakhic
sodakhic

Ican't believe I came to this piss poor site.All these juvenile jerkoff libs expressing their values of life, might as well pull the trigger now and get it over with. The piece of shit here is Joe, pea brain McGinniss..If this stuff were true, Axelrod, Obama, and Plouffe would have put this out in the October surprise 2008.Shit they went through 24,000 of her emails. nada, zilch, zero, nothing. Hey Joe you should have moved next to Rezko and Obama in Chicago and maybe you could have broken the Blago case for Fitzpatrick. Hey that pimp house next to Wrights church would have been a perfect place to do research.on God damn America. And Ayers and Dorne I'm sure would have hosted a party for you , special.Go fuck yourself McGinniss.

Midnite Ryder
Midnite Ryder

Republikkkan women love black cock, if only they were free to get what they desire

Brandt Hardin
Brandt Hardin

Who says Tea Partiers are racist?  Turns out Sarah’s as liberal as they come andlikes to dip in the chocolate!  Don’t beashamed Sarah- at least you didn’t do it for the money.  A lot has changed since ’87 and she’ll showus all the goods for the cash now.  Seewhat I mean with this racy picture at http://dregstudiosart.blogspot... 

La Grand Puta
La Grand Puta

She told her ghost writer for her bio that she once fantasized about giving a blowjob to Keith Olbermann before she realized he was such a liberal. She's one little Republican bitch in heat.....

Jonster
Jonster

Joe McGinniss is a very thorough kinda guy.  When he rented the house next door (I didn't realize HOW next door it was) to the Palins, cracked his knuckles and fired up the old Mac, I thought Poor Sarah.  She'll never survive him.  He did Fatal Vision about Jeffrey McDonald and thought he was innocent going in.  He has mad investigative skills.  Can't wait to pick up the book.  But seriously, she fucked her husband's business partner?  That's low.

laman
laman

There's the Sarah we all know, and hate.Hypocracy lives triumphantly in the Repub Party !Anyday now, they'll be a story out about Michelle's husband, and his 'counseling' a 15 yearold boy, on the horrors of homosexuality - and how he demonstrated what not to do, or he would go to hell. It's coming, believe me.

John McNeal
John McNeal

She fucked a nigger. What a filthy disgusting piece of shit. I guess her idiot Todd is staying with ther to keep her "viable". I am a right wing white "raycizz" nationalist joo-hating anti-semite,so you can imagine how I feel about the nigger thing!!!! I guess you guys were right after all. She is really garbage. (Tho I wonder if Bill Maher will sympathize,as he seems enamored of black wang too.) Who ELSE is choking on Mandingo shlong???????

JEWISHPRINCESS0
JEWISHPRINCESS0

Another  Enquirer story  this week  was about  Housewives of Beverly Hills  Taylor Armstrong and her husband Russell who hung himself a couple of weeks ago.It seems Russell was having an affair for the past year with a man (perhaps his business partner who also commited suicde the same week) and ..not finished yet..Taylor was having an affair with the personal trainer from Housewives of Orange County who incidentally was a woman who throughout the show was after Tamra.They were seen together being very romantic..in public.

noodle
noodle

She did all of these things before finding Jesus!  once you find him you loose all interest in black schlong & coke (so they tell me)

Jr
Jr

I resent her taking black cock away from the rest of us!!

Jeff Goldstein
Jeff Goldstein

Wait, I thought she was an uptight racist who hated the joys of sexual experimentation and recreational drug use.

Do we go with that, or do we go with the whole "whore who likes blow and black cock"-thing?  Which makes her like, Madonna, or everyone who's ever slept with Omar Epps.

And I'm getting confused:  which is it that we support...?

Movielover
Movielover

Love when the hypocrites get a comeuppance!  That a person does/did things is no BIGGIE, but when it this school marm in spectacles, and we find out she has pasties under the polyester blouse, I love it.  Like when it was published everywhere that Nancy Regan was well known in her Hollywood days for being expert at sucking dick, loved it!  Not that I begrudge anyone for liking to suck cock - it's just that she acts like she'd never etc. etc.  Hee-hee!!

Pinga
Pinga

I'm afraid this will hurt her and Bachmann will rise farther. That's not good.

Movielover
Movielover

But this site isn't purporting to be presidential.

Movielover
Movielover

I can't believe you came to this site, either, Soda hick.  Smell yuh later.

Michels0617
Michels0617

Well I as a black woman wish you'd tell us how you really feel! LOL! As long as your very very tiny small brain is focused on your hatred (1 lonely thought at a time) you can't think of  Anything else!! And as usual its that black man/white woman thang that has your head spinning....what's a matter darlin...did your fantasy go boom? Sarah P bent over for uuuu???? Not in 100 lifetimes, cause the closest u come to getting your small do hickie wet is in the shower. U keep trying  hater someday they'll make you head gheckio, whoops..dragon,

Movielover
Movielover

Aren't you a gross person?  I can only imagine that your provocative comments are meant to stir up activity and get a lot of people to reply here.  P.S. Black cock is rather good, you should try it.

Movielover
Movielover

We support the cock-sucking drug-doer, but in this case, can't really do that because she's a hypocrite who demeans all that, while scolding everyone in the world for anything that isn't bible-thumpy because she thinks she can work that...and be president!!

Movielover
Movielover

Don't worry, the more Shelly talks, the more she exposes herself as the stupid horses-ass-doesn't-even-know-her-husband-is-gay mule she is.  She'll be back in her insulated little suicide district in no time.  A never-was, rather than has been.  I hope she wastes all the money she and tinkerbell hubby made off of ill informed parents of gays.  I also hope they come back to sue when they realize the horror they have gotten away with (for now).

Jeff Goldstein
Jeff Goldstein

Well, to be fair, she has a mess of kids. I don't know that I've ever heard her say the Lord doth not want you to suck a cock. 

And I suppose one can change one's position on whether it's smart to snort coke -- and in fact, you could argue that such an indictment of the coke snorting carries more weight coming from someone who's done it.

But then, these are arguments that fly in the face of the very very serious and sober "BIBLE THUMPING HYPOCRITE" indictment -- which I've never understood in the case of Palin, because she doesn't strike me as the Church Lady type.

I guess we all need our Boogie Men. For instance, mine is a coke sniffing President  whose white half caught the Jungle Fever its own self -- though my objections to him aren't over what he stuck up his nose or where he puts his cock.  I'm more concerned over things like Solyndra and LightSquared.

Some of you here seem a bit, well, prudish, if you don't mind my saying.

billyjoe
billyjoe

What a lot of people fail to realize is that Palin and Bachmann's main appeal to their supporters is not their politics or proposed policies...it's the wailing and gnashing of teeth these two women provoke from anxiety-ridden Blue Staters whenever they appear in public or on TV. That's right....the Teabagger proles get much more satisfaction out of seeing Firebaggers (Fire Dog Lake groupies) becoming unhinged than they would seeing either elected US President.

billyjoe
billyjoe

Fire Dog Lake is a blog for true lefty libs...the people threatening to not turn out for Obama in 2012 because he doesnt act like the Af-Am President they envisioned in 2008. (However, they were gushing this morning when Elizabeth Warren announced her candidacy for US Senate.)

Your Palin-supporting friend is an exception to the Teabag norm. She's simply the type of person that makes moderate yet informed citizens cynical about the entire process when they discover many Americans use the weirdest criteria and reasoning in voting for a particular candidate.

Movielover
Movielover

Billy, can you catch-me-up on some of this?!  What is Fire Dog Lake groupies?  I actually know one (poor, stupid) girl who told me she likes Palin because she (the girl) got pregnant in high school and didn't have an abortion.  Though the poor thing is in a loveless marriage and got no more education than 3 years of high school, she supports Palin, rather than...going back to school!  Trying to make the world fit the dumbness instead of getting un-dumb. 

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