I Have A New Halloween Costume!

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I ditched the spangly bodysuit years ago because (a) I got tired of explaining that I was a gay sperm cell and (b) I once lent it to a friend and he scored a much bigger hit with it than I did. That did it -- garbage time.

I also dumped the hamburger suit because it started looking like it had mad cow disease.

And much as I adore the gift-box costume above -- it's light, portable, and festive -- it's basically starting to feel a tiny bit returnable, especially in this economy.

So this year I'm going to dress like one of the stars from the classic film ...

Blades of Glory!

In fact, I will be wearing the blinding red-gold-and-flesh-colored twinkle-toes ensemble sported by Will Ferrell.

A big batch of thanks to my Halloweenie friend Susan -- who also gave me the gift-box costume!

She gives good costume.


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flexfuzz
flexfuzz

Great costume, Michael.

I'll be a roman gladiator, chain male leather jock, tall Dehners, the mask and headgear.

Susan Anton
Susan Anton

haha-he!! Lez not forget the best part of that gift box costume which was the GIANT GIFT TAG that read,"God's gift to women"!!! You discarded it so Sorin scored it! Also the best part of the gift box costume is the candy-corn wig (sold separately!! Nothing better than candyporn!

Winniemc
Winniemc

Can't go wrong with a thin '80s headband.

Melinda9
Melinda9

Great idea - will you be wearing skates?

Musto
Musto

I doubt I can find skates that fit.

Musto
Musto

Well, Susan gave me the gift box costume too. She's a genius.

Porcini
Porcini

Rethink it and wear the gift box again. That looks amazing.

Toosoon
Toosoon

An inspired choice! Can't wait!

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