If Adele Found A Solid Relationship...

Categories: Music

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Her career would be over!

WTF would she have to sing about?

"I met the man of my dreams and he loves me right back"?

Blech. Boring. That would go down the charts with a bullet.

And here are some other potential career killers for top music stars:


If Justin Bieber smiled.

If Eminem got on anti-anxiety medications.

If Britney's tape got stuck.

If Miranda Lambert decided to do Shakespeare.

If Nicki Minaj did an album of Christmas songs.

If Barbra Streisand decided, "My songs aren't slow enough."

If Katy Perry emerged as Jo Calderone.


Gosh, it's kinda fun thinking of all those wrecked careers!



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latenitebump
latenitebump

if lady gaga can´t find anything to step out in.if beyonce swells like 1 of the weather girls.if rihanna records a gospel album.

CMG
CMG

If Taylor Swift stopped living in her high school labyrinth where there were clear black and white, madonna-whore depictions of evil.  

Musto
Musto

If Carson Kressley came out as straight.

Park
Park

If Madonna directed a movie, lol.

Ron Bruguiere
Ron Bruguiere

If Adele's hands were tied behind her back!

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