I'm Part Of "Your Worst Gay Nightmare"

Categories: Gaaaaayyyyyy

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Just in time for Halloween, Next magazine did a photo spread illustrating the winners of their "What's your worst gay nightmare?" contest.

One winner related how he went to a gay bathhouse, only to find his uncle there, shamelessly going for the gold.

And that's where I come in.

In this Wilsonmodels-photographed shot, I'm the uncle!

Various go-go boys play my nephew and friends looking on in horror as I cuddle up to a lovely African-American gentleman while wearing a fetching muumuu and beach towel.

It's enough to make you cry, "Uncle!"



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10 comments
Festus
Festus

more like the over-the-bitchy-gay-hill auntie...

puhleeze.

VonD
VonD

Couldn't you just have said you cuddled up to a lovely "gentleman"? Did you have to highlight his race, Miss Thing, and if you did it for him, why not list the races and ethnicities of the other folks in that picture? Ugh. I love you something fierce but you know, you can go to that wrong place sometimes!

Marcos
Marcos

Yes, and he should have also whited out the guy's features so you couldn't see he was African American either, right?

Drew
Drew

Gay Nightmare.....um....losing my hair...oh wait that's happening ...aaarrrggghhhh

Well only at the crown of ones head...and I am a Queen!

:P

FreezeMyKnees
FreezeMyKnees

Shave the hair off, hunty, that's been a nice look since about, oh, the Michael Jordan days!

Witch Hazel
Witch Hazel

Love it! Fabulous as always, Michael!

prince
prince

are there ANY dark-skinned gay guys in nyc nightlife?Not that this guy isn't prime....I'd be hanging on for dear life too

Jonster
Jonster

It's enough to make you cry "Uncle!"

Or "Auntie!"  (kidding.  smile.)

latenitebump
latenitebump

it´s about time you broke that colorline, girlfriend!

we shall over cum!

nice foto of you and him! you look like you´re on cloud 9.

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