Kim Kardashian Divorce: Anyone Smell Something Fishy?

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With a date of separation perfectly timed for Halloween, Kim Kardashian and whatshisname are divorcing after 72 days of unholy union, at least surpassing the 32-day stint once achieved by the much-hotter-looking Ernie Borgnine and Ethel Merman.

But doesn't this reek of something truly foul?

Back when these two attention cravers got swept into marriage with all the attending publicity and dough (from their wedding photo album, which they whored to a magazine), didn't we brilliantly suspect that it was strictly for PR, like everything else they do?

Is anyone really upset by this except us jaundiced observers who feel used, abused, and as cheated on as the trophy wife of an aging CEO on Viagra?

Could you not vomit, people?

And as playwright Paul Rudnick just told me:

"My concern is that they haven't had time to make a sex tape!"


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Lost Weekend
Lost Weekend

Well, maybe she had sex with Justin Beiber (he seems to be The Stud of the Day right  now).

Or maybe he had sex with Justin Beiber.

Just sayin....

BOKE
BOKE

Ryan Seacrest should be sent straight to hell or lose his dick...I'm hate his empire...boke

JoeyO'H
JoeyO'H

I smell something fishy alright!

Prvibe
Prvibe

Ummm, have the folks at NOM made a statement regarding that Kim and whatshisname are violating the sanctity of marriage?

Bri_ein
Bri_ein

lol trophy wife of an aging ceo!

candy
candy

The sad thing is if the father Robert kardashian was still alive ,, We would never hear about them nor would there be a show.. They inherited Daddys money and did what they wanted, u never heard about them until the father died.

JEWISHPRINCESS0
JEWISHPRINCESS0

I knew Kim wouldn't go through life as Kim Hump..hries.I can see Ernest Borgnine fleeing the scene on his wedding night as Ethel Merman belted out "Everythings Coming Up Roses " but what other reason for this odd pairing and a wedding paid for by Ryan Seacrist who produces their show The Kardashian's.?MONEY.Maybe he got annoyed by the fake monotone voice  or maybe they did it for the $17 million or maybe Mommy Kris had a hand in this.(Of course she did.)The whole family has already made fools of themselves so....who really cares now.?.

billyjoe
billyjoe

Criticize all you want Musto, but you, like Perez Hilton and other gossip mongerers and gossip websites, are feasting on the corpse of this failed coupling and unwilling to admit how tasty it is.

Dymphna
Dymphna

Hardly. From the beginning Musto wrote that it was a sham and wouldn't last. He's now written one blog stating that he was right. That's hardly feasting on the corpse. All those trashy magazines that fell for it will now be weighing i on how sad the breakup is. Now THAT'S sleazy and dumb journalism.

billyjoe
billyjoe

Musto is feasting, but not alone.

Think of the $65 million the Kardashian clan made last year as one big stinking pile of shit. Musto and others are the flies swirling around it.

ardee farvour mucha
ardee farvour mucha

I am so tired of all of the Kardashian bunch!  They are media whores who are so very shallow and self indulgent.  I wish they would disappear from the media.  So sick of their selfish ways, there are so many people they could be helping. Schools, homeless, sick children and the list goes on.  I would also like to sue them for malpractice of the human race!

N Martinez
N Martinez

If it wasn't for her boobs, this woman would be a NOBODY.....

La Grand Puta
La Grand Puta

I hope this turns him gay.

ardee farvour mucha
ardee farvour mucha

Silly Puta Lady.  People don't "Turn Gay"  they are born Gay, and what do you have against homosexuals?  It is not a chrime to be homosexual nor is it a disease!  I'm just sayin.

Muffy4love2002
Muffy4love2002

Kim Kardashian i hate that name she dnt know anything about love she better think she is getting old money is not everything 

murphy
murphy

I think they should make a sex tape for us to see

ardee farvour mucha
ardee farvour mucha

Yuck.  Even the thought of that trashy piece of work having sex with anyone is disgusting.

Boopsie Schwartz
Boopsie Schwartz

Do you think that any of the "luxury good" makers that no doubt paid dearly for prominent product placement in the E! wedding "spectacular" episode were aware that the whole thing was a farce?  I cant imagine that E! will be airing this as often as they repeated the wedding episodes of her Chewbaca look alilke sister now that they're divorcing.  Isnt that kind of adverstising all about the air time?  Would love it if this hairy assed skank was sued for breach of contract.

The Nerdy Nurse
The Nerdy Nurse

I'm sure the sex tape was finished in final production long before the marriage even. They were waiting for the perfect relase opp for the best potential for sales boosts, like in the middle of a nasty divorce?

MarkyMark
MarkyMark

Her target marketing demographic will be eating this drama up with a spoon, hurling even more million$ at her while the tabloids fly off the supermarket stands. 

Bindi the jungle GURL
Bindi the jungle GURL

It is reported via E! KH wants to Fight for his Marriage...unfortunately the whole enchilada appears to be scripted.

Rc61austin
Rc61austin

I can't imagine ANYONE marrying into that Kardashian clan.  They're the biggest bunch of mediawhores I have seen in a long time.  Whether it was a false wedding or not, that basketball guy is  better off being far, far, far away that that lunatic family. 

Sherisplace123
Sherisplace123

isnt she getting old to be playing these games??  next thing we will have to hear is wahhh wahhh wahhhh i want kids!!!!!!!!!!!!

ardee farvour mucha
ardee farvour mucha

Oh No!  Some people should not be parents and she is one of them. Her Mother should have retro active abortions all the way across the board.  Nasty family.  Self indulgent genes. Icky.

Bustanut247
Bustanut247

How could anyone be married to that high-maintenance bitch who is so artificial and scary looking? Her butt is almost as big as Jennifer Lopez's. Maybe her husband's dick was not big enough or maybe the big height difference between them make it difficult to kiss and fuck at the same time. Maybe the whole thing was just a publicity stunt to boost ratings on the E! cable network. Maybe she was born with it? Maybe it's Maybelline?

ardee farvour mucha
ardee farvour mucha

Nothing real about any of them they all look like they have been "Tucked and Rolled" way too many times.  They are all so very artificial.

Sakara
Sakara

EVERYTHING kim and the crew says on the tv show is written for her....everything kim and the crew does on the tv show is plotted out for her by writers.

writers never get the credit they deserve for these fake-oh reality shows.

even george burns, of the old BURNS AND ALLAN tv show would talk to the camera, as though he was being interviewed about the real events that just happened with gracie.

Sakara
Sakara

luke and laura back in the 80s getting married was more real.

today's young dummies never heard of tv soap operas.

I LOVE LUCY and OZZIE AND HARRIET----the first reality shows, way back in the 1950s!

ardee farvour mucha
ardee farvour mucha

I love Lucy and Ozzie and Harriet, were anything but reality shows. Desi was a skirt chasing fol, as as far as Ozzie and Harriet, they were a dysfunctional family too!

Sakara
Sakara

but....1950s crowd thought '50s sit coms as real as kim and kris getting married.

eddie adams in a lucy documentary said she was doing a broadway play, with the tv off stage, to catch the episode of pregnant lucy in hospital....and vivian vance hated fans calling her ethal!

mYtY
mYtY

I never believed the marriage was real...the whole thing seemed so fake.. I doubt Kris is surprised, they both prob planned this all out to make $$$ and get attention, hes too white for her anyway

Mark A. Horowitz
Mark A. Horowitz

But if they're really going to be poster children for How Gay Marriage Is Undermining the Sacrament of Holy Matrimony the're going to have to best (worst?) those 55 hours of connubial bliss in which Britney and Jason Alexander resided before the annulment.

Dlance1501
Dlance1501

Yeah, I just didn't see Britney marrying George Costanza working out either.

Brie
Brie

Ahhh, the sanctity of marriage.  And prostitution is illegal why?

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rip dvd to wmv

You are a good spokesman!  The sharp idea is what I want. This woman does need some real punch.

anon
anon

"...the much hotter looking Ernie Borgnine and Ethel Merman..."

Thank you.  They were hotter looking than that toilet-faced cunt.

ardee farvour mucha
ardee farvour mucha

Finally a person who speaks their mind!  The word Cunt describes the who bunch of themCan't Understand Normal Thinking is what cunt stands for. :)

CMG
CMG

I think Kris found out what a lot of people knew.  Kim wanted an athlete and he was not the first on the list.  

Sakara
Sakara

you obviously think this was a real marraige.

kim probably wanted johnny depp to play husband in her....TV SHOW....but he probably wanted too much an episode, and put 21 jump street behind him.

DudeManCentral
DudeManCentral

Call them what you want, but they're geniuses.. They made millions of dollars off all this and have no plans to return anything.. What does 27 million dollars (all said and done) divided by 72 days come out to????

ardee farvour mucha
ardee farvour mucha

Too damned much for the likes of those people, especialy the freak step dad!

Cristifrias
Cristifrias

The sad thing is she is supposed to be a role model. That's what she doesn't understand.

Macsplusmore
Macsplusmore

A role model? She has more freaggin miles on here than my '72 cadillac.

Barack
Barack

A welcome CHANGE.HOPEfully this news will resonate with our Malia and Sasha.

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