Lindsay Lohan's Doing Playboy: My Thoughts

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I'm glad the troubled pop tart has gotten a gig, especially since the price tag -- reportedly almost a million -- could probably help her pay off some debts and buy a couple of bottles of spring water while she's at it.

But I'm feeling that:

This is a stunt (sort of like her famed Marilyn Monroe spread), not really a career job.

What Lindsay needs to get is something involving actually walking around and saying dialogue and, you know, acting, and I don't think this will help her achieve that goal at all.

It'll just nab her tons more woozy attention of the type she doesn't really need.

She should be working on developing credibility and trust again, not showing that she's game for anything as long as it involves cash and some headlines.

If she would just devote herself to carving out a whole year without boozing, tantrums, or flashing her hoo-ha, she'd surely be back on track to Careersville.

But what do I know? I'll pose for anybody!



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samantha ronson
samantha ronson

i wanna do the mom and daughter ali at the same time.

MelodyLemos02
MelodyLemos02

What else is new, she is topless in Machete, and wvn shows her ass, so what? Oh yeah her full frontal I suppose.

Grambo112233
Grambo112233

If you r a chick then pose for me !!!!!!!!

latenitebump
latenitebump

playboy is tasteful and featured a long list of legendary bunnies. pamela anderson,  samatha fox, latoya jackson, daryl hanah, belinda carlisle, grace jones (with dolf), vanity, debbie gibson, linda evans, drew barrymore.their motto is: the girl next door.

think this is the first time they have a crackhead spread, tho. wonder how many women read playboy?

mYtY
mYtY

looking fwd to how airbrushed she will be.

Michael Khalsa
Michael Khalsa

I agree 100% Michael. Lindsay are you reading this?

She actually has talent as well.That's the sad part of the whole thing. The media loves it's sacrifical lambs. It's so sick.

Lindsay concentrate on your acting work. Stop giving them the ammo. Britney Spears turned it around so can you. Good Luck.  

Rogie
Rogie

What's tragic is that she's got much more talent than Britney (not as much as the very best around, but then "more talented than Britney" is like "smarter than Dubya"). I guess this is a situation where being less-gifted is an advantage, in that the awareness that you've been undeservedly lucky will scare you into shaping up.

lulubelle
lulubelle

There goes MM (Michael Musto) top Lohan's nudie shoot AGAIN. pretty sure whatever they R gonna do, Michael will looke WAY better, just like he did with the Marilyn shoot.... 

gato liso
gato liso

I agree. Long Island trailer trash.

 Like father, like daughter. as one says....apples do not all far from the tree..........

piggywig70
piggywig70

One million bucks for a pop tart with bad teeth? She's over the hill.

Sakara
Sakara

everybody, for years, saw this cumming.

i obviously can't wait to see linds degrade herself some more.

Sakara
Sakara

everybody, who years, saw this...cumming.

not as though it's the 1970s, last good movie decade, and she missing out on any great film roles.

Movielover
Movielover

But is her snooch really orange?  Will she wear a merkin?  I'm buying!

Zac Sigler
Zac Sigler

So if you actually care about her, don't buy smut. ;)

Vivi
Vivi

If you care about her, buy it so she makes money.

Natali
Natali

It's just such a sad situation all around. She's in trouble again and as of this morning, so's her father. Her mother is apparently a stage mom from Hell (is there any other kind) and her sister may be suffering from...something. I hate to speculate, but the pics would suggest an eating disorder.

Anyway, if people really want to see Lindsay's goods, they can do already do so. We've seen the firecrotch as she's getting out of a car and the tits (hidden behind a see through scarf) but I hoped we wouldn't see any more. I want to see her wearing clothes and on the big screen. If you had told me the girl in one of my favorite movies from childhood, the girl who was on "Ugly Betty" with my cousin, was going to be in Playboy, I never would have believed you. I'm sorry to see it's true.

Abel
Abel

This poor woman won't live much longer.  Self-destruction is the name of her game.

Sanders
Sanders

Does she even know you pay taxes on the money you make? After taxed and paying off agents etc, she'll have about half a mill. Barely enough for her bar tab.

Ick
Ick

And who's going to want to look at that worn out snatch?

David G. Imber
David G. Imber

When I first read your comment I thought you were responding to MM's last line, and I thought "how rude".

Musto
Musto

My snatch is not worn out! How very dare you!

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