Move Over, Snuggies! Forever Lazy Has Taken Over!

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When I noticed that Snuggies -- which used to cost $15 -- were going for $4.99 at a discount store on 14th Street, I realized that those cute blankets with sleeves were going to be as passé as pet rocks this holiday season.

It's all about Forever Lazy!

That's the thing they advertise which is "one-piece, lie-around, lounge-around, full-body lazywear" made of fleece -- and they're not just fleecing you.

More importantly, they're not shitting you, either.

In fact, Forever Lazy "has zippered hatches for great escapes when duty calls." And when doody calls. No shit!

You can leave this thing on day and night, never worrying about pooping, eating, sleeping, and pooping again.

You can even go outside with it, especially since it has a drawstringed hoodie, plus they include fleece footies at no extra cost!

Bye-bye, Snuggies! You simply weren't all encompassing enough.

But wait! Forever Lazy is far from perfect, alas.

As one commenter said:

"Why have the back flap? The truly lazy would just crap themselves."



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14 comments
Patou
Patou

I had one of those when I was 4 mos. old. Should see if i still fits.

Lgsolutions007
Lgsolutions007

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mYtY
mYtY

If the discount store on 14th st, is Big Ds --i love that store,, i got a leopard snuggie from tj maxx yesterday for 7.99

Musto
Musto

I'm dying to get my hands on one, especially since it comes with fleece footsies and a neck rest!!! And I'd LOVE to wear it out at night. What a statement that would make. "Hey world, I'm lazy and fabulous!"

alexgeana
alexgeana

How many of these they sending you. Also, more importantly, are you going to wear them out at night?

MSpeer
MSpeer

We're all doomed.

A combo union suit and jump suit!  And I guess they assume that you wear nothing underneath it when you open the trap door to do your business. That's kind of gross.

Rabbit
Rabbit

So if I buy one of these things, I'll always be smiling? Wow - life is easier than I thought.

Gregorama
Gregorama

Well, that's just great!  I was SURE that this was going to be the year of the Pajama Jeans and already bought them for everyone on my Christmas list....and now you come along with this.  Do you suppose it would be overdoing it by wearing the Forever Lazy OVER the Pajama Jeans?  Too much?

Melinda9
Melinda9

I might have to get one of these - my husband keeps the thermostat at 62 degrees in the winter.

Musto
Musto

PS: Thanks to Anita and Erzen for tipping me off to this phenomenon.

Melinda9
Melinda9

Love your new avatar - is that Harold Lloyd?

JW
JW

It's just a sweatshirt and sweatpants sown together.

Gregorama
Gregorama

Yes!  You're the first person to recognize him, for some reason.  Must be the hair....glad you like it.  It cracks me up!

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