The Two Best Lines In The Descendants
That's the Alexander Payne movie with George Clooney as a guy whose wife is in the hospital after a boating accident and who has to re-examine his past as he learns about wifey's doings while reconnecting with their two awkwardly behaving daughters.
It just played the New York Film Festival en route to a November release.
Anyway, the two best lines are:
"We are putting lipstick on a corpse!"
"Shut up, you motherless whore!"