Humpty Dumpty, the breakfast-faced mastermind in the new Puss in Boots flick?
Or this gal?
I'll go with a western omelet with whole-wheat toast, no butter.
where's the side of bacon and fries?
Ha, I thought the top one was Woody from "Toy Story 4.... The Unemployed Years...." Fat, overweight, jobless.... but still wearin' his cowboy hat.
Second picture, jeez, I thought it was a new photo of Lindsay Lohen caught doing something she shouldn't be doing.
I guess TMZ will never hire me!
When Humpty goes on record and face to face with President Obama re: the Western New York bullies I'll have 2 scrambled, but until then Lady G rules.
I'll go with Humpty Dumpty every time. He looks edibly good.
PS: Gaga has a song in Puss In Boots, so technically she and Humpty are costarring in this big 3-D omelette of a film.
Humpty's too busy marching with Occupy Wall Street.