Free Fleshlights Given Out At Fleshbot Awards

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A Fleshlight looks sort of like a flashlight, except it unscrews to reveal a simulated vagina that you ... well, as Joan Crawford said to Christina, "You figure it out!"

And since Fleshlights sponsored the Fleshbot awards for sexy pop culture, held at the Highline Ballroom on Friday night, we all got one!

Which is exactly why I went (I need a Christmas gift for my parish priest), plus I wanted to hang out with Brian Moylan from Fleshbot's sister site Gawker and also get interviewed by Murray Hill for his new U.K. TV show segment.

The awards were breezy, dirty fun, especially when winner Joanna Angel (above) told the crowd, "I had no idea that getting gangbanged on camera could lead to magazines and movies and even one time as a correspondent on Fox News."

Speaking of which, I heard later that night that Mike Woods, the charming Fox 5 weatherman, was spotted at the Monster last night, where it always rains men.

In unrelated straight news, someone told me they heard that Marcia Gay Harden is separated from her husband.

And soon enough I'll be separated from my Fleshlight. Off to the rectory I go.


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6 comments
Muscato
Muscato

I saw the photo, associated it with "Young Frankenstein", and figured that the payoff of this column was going to be a rousing chorus of "Ah, Sweet Mystery of Life!" after you tried out the Fleshbot swag...

Rogie
Rogie

So this is the "straight" (and maybe lesbian) counterpart of the dildo? Tres decadente!

Parnell
Parnell

A fake vagina for a priest? well, I guess it all feels the same.

Jarjar
Jarjar

Mike always pinged to me. Good for him.

Iwanna
Iwanna

I think it's from Joanna's movie Bride of Fuckenstein or something like that.

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