Hot Body, Bad Face: What Do You Do?

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Do you gag or gobble?

That's the question Popular Publicity NYC just posed to various "gaylebrities" like myself for a holiday survey, and the answers are diverse but hilarious.

Some of the best ...

"Yes, I'd go for it. My bed has really nice pillows for him to bite."

"Never let a little bit of ugly keep you from a big, happy dick."

And of course:

"Hot guys with busted faces is why God invented doggy style!"

The next survey, I hope, will be: What about guys with bad bodies and busted faces?

I don't see any problem with that, as long as they get free theater tickets.



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15 comments
Jules Renard
Jules Renard

Yes, let us ask Mr. Musto to share his personal experience on such metaphysical matters: Ugly Face and Body - What do you do?  La Musty in person might recommend becoming a bitchy-gossiping-pseudo "journalist", or maybe re-purposing his favorite plastic bag as a couvre-face...

Drew
Drew

Everyones face and body over the years change.

I say EMBRACE THE CHANGE...you sad, shallow, Queens. !!!

Tim in SF
Tim in SF

Who cares what their face looks like when they're biting a pillow. 

latenitebump
latenitebump

fierce panel. paul alexander, candy j aka sweet pussy pauline, harmonica sunbeam, etc.nice cross section of gaylebrities.

Whimpers
Whimpers

Thank you for running a photo of Ah-nold. I so agree!

latenitebump
latenitebump

get yourself an ugly man. an ugly man will make you walk funny for days!-millie jackson

Lost Weekend
Lost Weekend

This is why we have steam rooms and bathhouses.

Warhorse
Warhorse

These answers are all pretty funny. I think "bad face" depends on the eye of the beholder. Some conventionally not good looking guys are actually kind of sexy.

Savannah Montgomery
Savannah Montgomery

I'd probably grin and bare it...I can be a terrible size/slut/queen...on Tuesdays.

Franz
Franz

We're not talking about faces that change into badness. We're talking about faces that already are bad.

Drew
Drew

Here Here.

Drew xx

Drew
Drew

yay.....I'm off to the tubs

Drew
Drew

Queen!!!!

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