Kardashian Mother's Book Gets Rave Reviews!

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From her children!

On the back cover of the brand-new literary epic Kris Jenner ... And All Things Kardashian, there's a whole mess of gushy, ecstatic blurbs.

From critics?

No, from Kris's kids!

The ones she nurtured and guided into a life of "reality" spectacle, scandal, and moolah.

Here are the adoring quotes from Kris's well-trained brood:


"My mom is my best friend; I thought I knew everything about her until I read this book!" --Kim Kardashian

"My mom has raised us to be very family oriented. Everything we do is as a family. Don't worry about all the superficial things going on around this world because at the end of the day you have your family." --Rob Kardashian

"My mom amazes me every single day. In her book you will see how she manages to do it all!" --Kourtney Kadrdashian

"My mother has always been such an inspiration to me and in my life. I'm so excited for the world to finally get a small glimpse into my mom's past and how incredibly hands-on she is with her children." --Khloe Kardashian Odom


Glad to see the obedient little Kardashes can sing Mom's praises on command.

My favorite comment is Rob's about how they've learned to ignore all the superficial things in the world. They are all the superficial things in the world.


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Michael Khalsa
Michael Khalsa

I also love the blurb of Rob's about how they've learned to ignore all the superficial things in the world. They are all the superficial things in the world.

I also read Denice Brown sister of Nicole Brown talking in the enquirer about how rehasing her sister's truly horrible death created alot of pain for her family.

The daughters also get money endorsing products on twitter. What a bunch of whores. I hope people get over them really soon.

Katinsak
Katinsak

Are you kidding me?  I read part of this book at the bookstore.  It was awful.  I couldn't get past the self-indulgence and sense of entitlement.  Exploiting Nicole Simpson was a pathetic stunt.  Come on Village Voice, you're better than this....the book IS NOT doing well at all.

b182
b182

Why are people so rude and judgemental. All the comments below make you as bad as those you talk about. Why is the world like this? You need to learn a thing or too and respect.

steve
steve

but Rob's ass is amazing!

Shrewmasses
Shrewmasses

Does she talk about how her late husband helped OJ by hiding the famous suitcase he de-pl ned with the day after the murder?

Gregorama
Gregorama

No doubt Ma K will continue her family's concerted revisionist history of what a great and sainted man Robert Kardashian (the husband/father) was---sort of leaving out the fact that he was instrumental in freeing a guilty murderer---the man who killed their supposed "friend," Nicole Simpson.  And he did it all for the money.  That's why I nearly choked on my Cheerios when I read Kim's reason for filing for divorce: "My dad always told me to follow my heart and I believe now that I really am."  Yes, Kim...following your callow, empty little heart straight to the bank....just like Dad.

Lost Weekend
Lost Weekend

Wow, the art director or book designer must have worn out his Photoshop Airbrush tool on that one.

Whimsy
Whimsy

"...I read this book"--Kim Kardashian

Those are not words you hear often from her.

Ulu
Ulu

I'm surprised the Kardashes could even spell those dumb blurbs out. They probably had ghost writers.

Lucky13
Lucky13

It was SCARCASM -- but if you NEED IT explained.... they were not announcing that it was getting rave reviews by critics or in the top 10 bestsellers list.

The "rave reviews" were by her own children (insert laughter here). Not to be taken so seriously, Katinsak.

PS. That family will use any and all means necessary to make money and stay in the spotlight. Is this news to anyone??? Ergo... the Nicole Simpson subject should be a shocker to NO ONE!

Ulu
Ulu

Respect the woman who defends the man who got OJ off????

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