My Halloween Costume! Jealous??

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Christian Freedom

I didn't even need to wear blades of glory for this dazzling ensem-bleh.

It had glory written all over it.

The flesh-colored part of the blouse may be a little weird, but at least it's not hairy.

And everything else about it spelled "flashiest queen on Halloween" in giant neon letters, and you'll just have to trust me on that.

Meanwhile, I'll just have to thank the gods of dress-up that I didn't wear those blades of glory, or I never would have been able to stand still and pose for photos like this!



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La Grand Puta
La Grand Puta

Roz Russell has nothing on you Auntie Musto! I hope you pinched a few cute bottoms and squealed out "My little Patrick!"

Rabbit
Rabbit

"Hello, my car broke down. May I use your phone?"

Jon
Jon

No, Jerry Herman still won't approve you to play Mame.  It's Gooch or nothin'.

Andrea
Andrea

You look awesome! The demission of the flesh colored toppart was wise. Chest hair doesn’t work with every Halloween costume.

Tim in SF
Tim in SF

Musto, if you can skate, I'd love for you to post a video of you wearing this ice skating. That would be FABULOUS!  :-)

Musto
Musto

PS: This was at the W Hotel, where I judged a costume contest (the porcupine won, with the Toddlers & Tiaras group coming in second), then it was on to "On Top" at Le Bain.

Melinda9
Melinda9

Love it! - although it could also be worn by an alien from the Love planet.

Abel
Abel

FABULOUS!!!

Dymphna
Dymphna

You look like a glam-rock paramaecium.

Tim in SF
Tim in SF

Why are you covered in vaginas? 

JW
JW

Too much cleavage!

Musto
Musto

I can skate, but only while holding a railing for dear life.

Musto
Musto

Gee, thanks.

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