Pick A New Name For Yourself! Here's How!

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I recently changed my name to Her Imperial Highness Puddins the Cat, but that didn't stick very well, so I'm going a whole other linguistic route.

Here are the rules:

Pick a name from the Bible. (You remember the Bible, don't you? Hello? Hello?)

Then pick one of the Spice Girls' names. (You remember the Spice Girls? Hello? Hello?)

Follow that with any dirty word you can think of, with "-berry" attached.

And cap it off with any hyphenate you like, as long as it ends in "Vindaloo."

I've played by those rules and I've come up with my scintillating new persona.

I am now officially Judas Baby Dickberry Lipshitz-Vindaloo.

You?


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CMG
CMG

 Cyrus Sporty Dingleberry Boogaloo-Vindaloo

JW
JW

Job Posh Fuckberry Goldworm-Vindaloo

Violaine
Violaine

Micah Scary Funkberry Funkhauser-Vindaloo

woodsb
woodsb

Abia scary fellatio-berry merkin-vindaloo

Frank Bonaventure
Frank Bonaventure

His Royal Highness Shahanshah Rameses Scary Cuntberry Streisand -Vindaloo (with 'BENEFITS')

Roids
Roids

"I am Mrs. Lot Posh Snatchberry Mellencamp Vindaloo...."

Voxpop
Voxpop

to LONG for my email address..isle stick with 'me@ etc.

Whiskers
Whiskers

Mary Scary Bankberry Vindaloo-Vindaloo

Jesusetc
Jesusetc

Her Imperial Highness Jesus Scary Cuntberry Vava-Vindaloo

Gregorama
Gregorama

Zebediah Ginger Felchberry Zadora-Vindaloo greets you!

YoMamma
YoMamma

Whoa.....that is some wickedly bad spelling and grammar..what's more, I just don't get it?

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