Ryan Phillippe As Carol Channing?

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I mean Channing Tatum.

I mean Channing McClaren!

You see, some friends and I happened to be passing by New World Stages last night when we saw these posters outside and squealed, "Ooh! Ryan Phillippe -- Reese's ex and the divoonly good-looking star of Flags of Our Fathers and Crash -- is in a new live show right here in Hell's Kitchen!

"How do we get tickets?"

But we found out it actually was a set used for a TV shooting.

It's for Damages, the Glenn Close series in which Ryan just taped an episode as Channing McClaren, "the iconoclastic founder of a website dedicated to corporate and government transparency."

In other words, he plays an even cuter version of the WikiLeaks guy.

And if he ever takes that act to a stage, I will be there so fast that my body parts will be WikiLeaking!

P.S.: Jenna Elfman appears in the same episode. Still moist?


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Indri
Indri

Ryan would be better as Carol Channing.

Sanchez
Sanchez

You had me until you brought up Jenna Elfman.

Muscato
Muscato

Oh, darling, everybody would be better as Carol Channing...

mjm
mjm

she's batshit crazy Scientologist ("have you raped a baby today?") and a homophobe for that matter ("AIDS is a state of mind not a disease")

mjm
mjm

YESSSH!

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