The Kardashian Marriage Was Far From The Shortest In Showbiz History

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As I pointed out the other day, the unlikely duo of Ernest Borgnine and Ethel Merman topped Kim and the ex-Mr. Kim's 72-day marriage by splitting after only 32 days.

But there are some that croaked even faster!


(1) Rudolph Valentino and Jean Acker, 1919

Only six hours! And they were probably silent the whole time.


(2) Zsa Zsa Gabor and Felipe DeAlba, 1983

Technicalities derailed it after less than 24 hours. It surely ended with a very loud slap.


(3) Britney Spears and Jason Alexander, 2004

Annulled after 55 little hours. The bride looked stunning in cutoff jeans and a trucker hat. And oops, she later got married again.


(4) Dennis Hopper and Michelle Phillips, 1970

Eight days that I bet neither remembers.


(5) Cher and Gregg Allman, 1975

Nine days. She realized he was on some pharmaceuticals. Before they married, I guess there wasn't a clue of that!


(6) Mario Lopez and Ali Landry, 2004

Two glorious weeks ruined by his philandering just days before they tied the knot. I think I heard about it on Extra.


And there were also pitifully brief unions involving people like Drew Barrymore and Axl Rose (but not together).


But wait a minute -- it might be easier to do a list of which celebrity marriages have lasted!


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Melinda9
Melinda9

Jessica Lange and Sam Shepard, also not married.

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mjm
mjm

well bisexual Rudy Valentino didn't know that his wife was a lesbian and she locked him out of their apartment at the Algonquin Hotel that they were also sharing with Alla Nazimova (also a lesbian). Valentino later married bisexual dancer/set designer/mentor/manager Natacha Rambova (nee Winnie Hudnutt from Salt Lake City) who was also linked to Nazimova.

candy
candy

Ones that lasted that come to mind, Simon Le Bon of Duran Duran and Yasmin Le Bon, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne,

Ick
Ick

I also never thought Calvin would end up with a better body than Nick.

Dar5
Dar5

They're not married--yet.

Melinda9
Melinda9

I never thought Calvin and Nick would last.

Dangle
Dangle

And was he a lesbian himself?

Southern Dave
Southern Dave

It probably didn't help that Valentino married not one, but two lesbians.

Dangle
Dangle

Which ones have lasted? Brad and Angelina because they never got married. And Woody And Soon-Yi. Hey, those are the two relationships everyone said were the sickest and those are the two that work!

Guest
Guest

And what do all these people have in common?? Morons.

Ukelelejoe
Ukelelejoe

Also Julianne Moore and Bart. Seems to work.

And for a long time, Susan Sarandon and Tim.

Ulu
Ulu

Trying to figure why two people pressed "like" for a spam message. Easily pleased, I guess.

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