I Met Elvis's Costar Who Became A Nun!
And three Oscar winners!
And Pam Grier, Valerie Perrine, a former porn star, a lesbian movie star, Michael Pare, and Martine Beswick.
They were all in the same room at the Chiller Theatre autograph show at the Parsippany, New Jersey, Hilton.
And they're all in this week's column.
Yes, I went to the Kevin Clement-produced assemblage of luminaries the other night and came back with a big bag full of proverbial goodies from the annals of showbiz's iconography and all of its footnotes.
Happy to share the magic with y'all.
To paraphrase what Reverend Mother Dolores Hart (above) told me:
"It's my calling!"