What Was Ronald Reagan Like In Bed?

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A year before he made the immortal Bedtime for Bonzo (above), Ronald Reagan knew when it was bedtime for Piper Laurie.

He and the starlet appeared together in the 1950 romantic comedy Louisa, during the making of which the future prez taunted her with his manly charms and other attributes.

After filming was completed, the B-actor, aged 40, went all the way with Piper, 18, but it wasn't pretty.

Writes Piper in her new memoir:

"The actual intimacy with Ronnie was without grace."

He was more than competent sexually, she writes, but "he was also a bit of a show-off.

"He made sure I was aware of the length of time he had been 'ardent.' It was 40 minutes.

"And he told me how much the condom cost. In all fairness, I suppose that was to reassure me."

Charmed, I'm sure.

But Ronnie's worst offense was to tell Piper there was something wrong with her because she hadn't had lots and lots of orgasms in that 40 minutes. ("You've got to see a doctor about your abnormality.")

He also suggested that a medical professional could tell her why it hurt so much at first.

Silly Ronnie. She was a virgin!

Ronnie's sexual coldness surfaced again many years later when he ignored the AIDS plague until he was shamed into mentioning it!

But I guess that's off-topic.


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16 comments
Ulrich6553
Ulrich6553

Pretty apparent the writer of this article is a gay activist who is trying to settle old scores over the AIDS scare of the 80s and blaming Reagan again by using this Piper story. Truth be known everyone was ignorant of what was happening with AIDs including Reagan. Both he and Nancy were supporters of Gays especially Hollywood stars and were opposed to discrimination. Musto,s article is just a cheap shot. let's get the facts straight.

Loins
Loins

"Everyone was ignorant of AIDS"??? 

Except the LGBT community (and our friends) which had mobilized, doing benefits, protests, and all kinds of care giving. Do not rewrite history. There was plenty of response to AIDS before Reagan got wind of it. Many people got sick and/or died before he took note of it, and we responded. How dare you say we were in the same boat  as Reagan?? We were on top of it from the beginning--not understanding it, but certainly addressing it in a heartfelt, passionate way.

Sakara
Sakara

the media way back when thought inhalents like Rush could be the blame for aids.

Brad
Brad

I would have thought he was like sitting up in bed reading about himself.  If it was about sex then it would be like watching a gunny sack collecting dust in the corner.

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Brandt Hardin
Brandt Hardin

Reaganhas a legacy so distorted by the Conservative idolization of him that we maynever have a clear picture of the real man behind the television set beyond theelaborate myth now concocted around him.  Did he really rid the world of commiescum?  Did destroy or save oureconomy?  Check out my portrait of TheGipper in commemoration of the Reagan Centennial and help me figure it out onmy artist’s blog at http://dregstudiosart.blogspot...

mjm
mjm

didn't Shirley Temple bed Ronnie too (in the late '40s)?

Melinda9
Melinda9

To be 40 years old and such a witless idiot.

Movielover
Movielover

This may be off topic too, but related.  In bed Ronnie liked having his (probably attractive) cock sucked.  I think because Nancy (remember that cold little stick woman always in a red outfit?) was an expert at sucking dick (well known fact) and since she had blown so many, she probably would not have married someone who was not a good oral bottom.  Or who didn't have a nice one, because when it came to dick, she was somewhat of an expert.  

tony adams
tony adams

Given the supplied photo, I wonder if he was equally chivalrous with his subsequent co-stars. Did he spank that monkey?

Ping
Ping

You always remember your first time--especially when it was horrible.

em
em

She remembers all that??

Lester Bryant III
Lester Bryant III

I could have continued my life quite pleasantly without knowing about Mr. Reagan's personal trickle down theory.

Ping
Ping

Everything about him made me sick--literally--and now this confirms all my ickiest feelings. What a graceless cretin.

Marquessa
Marquessa

"Ardent". Does she mean erect?

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